Oh, Mary! |
Hello, kittens!Since I have been ordered by my esteemed amigo, Vergil, to write, you have before you the latest nugget of Biscuitry. Luckily, he let me use his computer. A big kam-sa-ham-n...
Posted by Biscuit on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:50:00 PST |
A nasty mess. |
I'm so sad that I have not written you, my friends, in about a million years. Life is a strange maze that leads you many places. Unfortunately, my life has led me to being a nanny, boutiqu...
Posted by Biscuit on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST |
I lied. |
I did indeed have time for a real life blog!
As said previously, I have a new job being a nanny. Anyone referring to me as a "babysitter" will be summarily executed.
Also, Glenn is slated to bec...
Posted by Biscuit on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST |
Adventures in Babysitting! |
So, even though I will not be able to do a full blog today, I had some big news that I have to share with you.
I got offered a new job, starting Monday. What is it, you say? I'm going to b...
Posted by Biscuit on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST |
Biscuit's PSA |
Hey, kids--
Today's a kind of special edition Biscuit Blog, as it is all about a friend of mine.
This friend, Kevin-Douglas Olive (K.D.) is currently fighting a legal battle right here in the s...
Posted by Biscuit on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Let's talk about the contents of Mary Cheneys's... THING. |
Yowza, friends, I don't know about you guys on the West Coast, but over here it's cold as crap and I never want to leave the house again. Sadly, unless you run your business at home (or are an u...
Posted by Biscuit on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST |
Security Alert: Mooninites to blow up Boston! |
I wasn't much in the mood to blog today, but I came across several stories that made me want to share the gift of knowledge with all you cretins that don't really bother to experience the news via TV,...
Posted by Biscuit on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Hand Me A Buzz Donut! |
Hey, chickadees. How are my lovelies?
Well, I know what THIS particular lovely is up to, and it involves two jobs and zero days off. So you can imagine that Biscuit is about as c...
Posted by Biscuit on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Wedded Bliss |
I have had the distinct honor to be asked to preside over an Oregonian friend's wedding. Fun!
I have two quandaries:
1. How do I get legally ordained so that I can perform a wedding in the...
Posted by Biscuit on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Back to the Biscuit! |
Bonjour, mes amis. I know that I cruelly abandoned you during the holiday season, but the usual turmoil and insanity that normally keeps my life interesting kicked into overdrive and I was beref...
Posted by Biscuit on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST |
