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Typowriter

If you really like music just listen to it and decide for yourselves you fucking imbeciles!!!

About Me

I take pictures of the city, rummage around in abandoned buildings, listen to better music than you, promote the fuck out of shit, make unfeasably good plans and drink at an Olympic level.

My "proper" website is: www.typowriter.net

My Interests

Musicians who make an effort to do something interesting and don't suck corporate cock.
Abandoned buildings.
Skint-photography.
Using single words to describe entire events.
Potatoes.

I'd like to meet:

Pleasant people.
Good musicians.
Attitude free swear bastards.

Music:

In no particular order:

Joanna Rubio
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Look Look (dancing boys)
The Myrmidons
Schooly D
MC Steven Hawking
Astronautalis
Sia
Smith
I'm a robot
Bolt Action Five
2 Many DJs
All My Friends
Kid Carpet
She wants Revenge
Bjork
Lech
Blondie
Regina Spektor
Divine Comedy
Grand Buffet
Daft Punk
Error
Jobbykrust
Camera Obscura
Locust
Dj Yoda
Fuck Off Machete
Polysics
Christina Donna
Flaming Lips
Ladytron
The Girls
Sia
Stevie Wonder
The Long Blondes
Magic Numbers
Madness
Edith Frost
Johnny Cash
Tenacious D
Basement Jaxx
The Streets
Ben Folds
Morcheeba
Atari Teenage Riot
Half Man Half Biscuit
The Concretes
Morrissey
Talvin Singh

Recommend me someone.

Movies:

Voices of a distant star
16 Blocks
Dogville
Casino
City of God
Totoro
Grave of the Firefires
Vanishing Point
Raising Arizona
Safety Last

Television:

Currently watching:

Lost (!!!)
Mighty Boosh
Tom goes to the mayor
Drawn Together
Dr. Who
Nathan Barley
My name is Earl
Avatar

Heroes:

My Grandparents

Bill Hicks

My Blog

Yeah yeah, he's dead

He grabbed REALLY FUCKING DANGEROUS ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL HIM for a living, one of them did. Big fucking surprise.Enough with the bulletins already.He was also really fucking annoying.Crikey!...
Posted by Typowriter on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

F.O.Machete in Bristol July 15th

Huzzahs all round!F.O. Machete are back in town for a night of noise fuelled brilliance at Joe Publics on the 15th of July. 9 till late. Party afterwards at el Typo residencia, PMS/email for details.P...
Posted by Typowriter on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

Idiots and geniuses

In the past week I've had about a dozen friend requests, mostly from SA fucktards with nothing better to do. This is probably the last time I'm going to say this: If you have nothing of interest to of...
Posted by Typowriter on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:46:00 PST

The worst band I've ever seen.

Holy shite!Last night a bunch of us went to The Reck to see a band on recomendation. They turned out to be barely teenagers, by the looks of things the drummer was about 12. The 2 guitarists rambled t...
Posted by Typowriter on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Tuesday is the new Monday

Organic cider, Guiness, Rose wine, Rum and Coke don't mix. This much I learned at the weekend.By spectacular luck I woke up in my actual bed for a change.Took a cab to travel 1 mile this morning. I am...
Posted by Typowriter on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

I can't believe it's not website

Fuckers, after months of ranting about how much I hate MySpace I've finally bitten.I suppose I have to go buy eyeliner, get some hipster shirts and instal my webcam again.Munted with work bastards las...
Posted by Typowriter on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST