tokyo. existentialism. buick le sabres. 95.7 the ride. zuccini. travels. platinum. zzz's. nintendo. thermals. business. dinosaurs. infinity. being skinny. blockbuster online. american apparel. SPARKS! assorted drugs.
first and foremost, girls with weed!
i'm BACK in AMERICA... home of the free.
i don't really like meeting anyone. people love meeting me.
no one ever ever knows anyone. you're not ever gonna know me. deal with it. figure it out.
this is a quick video of me after THREE hours of all-you-can-drink karaoke. needless to say i have no recollection of most of the night. but i didn't puke. as i point out.
this next one is a bit longer. i punk'd my friend keenan into drinking some red wine and vinegar. its his going away party at an izakaya. shows you a little bit of what japan is like and how we party. enjoyyyy...
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the bands i listen to are SO elite, that they are beyond existence. they don't even make music. thats how cool i am.
stella, !!!, +/-, air, the album leaf, almighty flying machine, belle & sebastian, bing crosby, blonde redhead, books, brokeback, broken social scene, coldplay, the cure, diplo, eisley, the faint, gregor samsa, her space holiday, james iha, menomena, mf doom, my bloody valentine, the notwist, out hud, owen, pan american, q and not u, savath & salavas, saves the day, the sea and , the shins, wheat, wu tang, yo la tengo.
stanley kubrick, kevin smith, quentin tarantino films. vince vaughn & jude law bonerz. vanilla sky, waking life, breakfast at tiffany's, napoleon dynamite, garden state, star wars & thx1138, i heart huckabees.
OZ, NIP/TUCK, curb your enthusiasm, the price is right, arrested development, starved, it's always sunny in philadelphia, athf, aaah! real monsters, battle of the network reality stars, skinemax... thank the TV gods for DVR!
bret easton ellis, david sedaris, chuck palahniuk, vladimir nabakov, robert creeley, haruki murakami, charles bukowski... bloodbrothers, clockwork orange, 1984.
bob barker... duh. and neal cassady... "d.mortiary" my twin!