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Samuel.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am 1/2 Roman Catholic Italian, 1/2 Russian Jewish, born and raised in Los Angeles, California. I went to both Hebrew School and Sunday School for about 3 years until a Rabbi called my house to inquire about my first communion, only to have my mother answer the phone, laugh at him & hang up on him mid-sentence.... Now, officially, I am Catholic. I am also a July Leo. If you want more juicy tidbits, buy my autobiography due out in Spring of '08....

My Interests

Soccer, Boxing, Playing with Gino, Hiking, Los Angeles Lakers, Kansas City Chiefs, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Italian Soccer (FORZA AZZURRI!), Working Out, Traveling, People Watching, Interesting Conversation, Listening to Music, Shopping (Yes, I'm Straight!), Hot Tubs, Steam Rooms, Masages (Giving & Receiving), The Shape & Curves of the Female Body, Cooking, Architecture, Photography, True Friends, Italian Pride, Wine Tasting, Art Shows, Homeade Pasta Sauce, Avocado, Calamari Fritti, Espresso, Crown Royal, Real Spanish Sangria, Buying DVDs, Tivo, Historical & Animal Documentaries, Talking Business....

I'd like to meet:

An attractive, intelligent, interesting, selfless, passionate, classy, outgoing, sexy, down to earth, ambitious, cultured, independent, educated, sane, health conscious, fashionable WOMAN in L.A. who isn't an actress/waitress, social climber, or Golddigger. Oh, and if she has a myspace page, doesn't have any professional headshots as her pics or call herself an actress if she hasn't booked anything SAG eligible....View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Hip Hop, Rap, R&B, Soul, Blues, Jazz, Oldies, Big Band, Salsa, Cumbia, Raggaeton, Raggae, Classic Rock, Alternative, Spoken Word, Flamenco....

Movies:

A Bronx Tale.

Television:

I Tivo Everything!!!!

Books:

"The MIRACLE OF CASTEL DI SANGRO" by Joe McGinniss"What forever changed the world as I had known it was not the outcome but the sheer spectacle and grandeur of the event: the passion, both in the stands and on the field; the color, the flair, the intensity; as well as the grace, athleticism, and subtlety involved in the playing of the match itself.""To use a sexual metaphor (for which I might apologize, except that throughout the world - Outside of America and, I suppose, Canada - it is recognized that man's two most powerful passions are those excited by sex and soccer) the difference between watching on television and being there proved the same in regard to soccer as with sex."

Heroes:

My Grandfather: Sam Ancona

My Blog

International Council of Manhood, Ltd Rules & Regulations

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd Rules & Regulations:1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When...
Posted by Samuel. on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:23:00 PST

White Friends vs. Italian Friends

WHITE FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDSWHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for foodITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom a...
Posted by Samuel. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:14:00 PST

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it....
Posted by Samuel. on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST

You do the Math!

You do the Math! Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profi...
Posted by Samuel. on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:33:00 PST

you know you're persian if.... (funniest thing ever)

Body: Your so persian if .... Body: Ur Persian if...*LMAO* Your so persian if .... 1) Your AOL screen name is or contains a persian word 2) Your vocabulary when talking to your Persian frien...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

regarding "not one damn dime day"

Someone emailed this to me, worth the read! Since this is somewhat of an open forum I feel free to take exception to some of the comments. I hope it finds its way back to the original author! I'...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"CIA" JOB OPENING

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took on...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What would you do?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected ...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less,...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life.

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there...to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to beco...
Posted by Samuel. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST