NOT a RULES type of girl pretty much sums it up!I'm a southern belle (Born and raised) in Wilmington, NC.
I believe everyone's motto for life should be" Live like a movie star, party like a rock star, & fuck like a porn star!" Otherwise you're just wasting your time.My girlfriends are the best people I know, they are the ones who know everything about me & love me anyway!I love sunsets on the beach & my dog Marlin. Hate vegetables. really don't like feet. I'm not a great driver. Mac & cheese is the best food ever. Playing in the rain is always a good time in my book. I'm great at shopping (but what self-respecting girl isn't). My drink of choice: Grey Goose & Cranberry. I'm still working on what I wanna be when I grow up. My ideal day is breakfast at salt works, fishing for a couple hours, anchoring out at masonboro, cooking cheeseburgers & drinking beer all afternoon, frozen drinks at dockside at sunset, steak & a good bottle of wine for dinner, then either curling up on the couch for a movie or grabbing a few drinks with my girlfriends before crawling into my oh so comfortable bed with Marlin! I'm a sucker for sappy, funny, or just plain enlightening quotes. I like skeet-shooting & I'm not to bad at it..so please don't piss me off..thanks..hunting is fun when I can steal my daddy from my brother. If it flies it dies...deer hunting is OK too though. I watch football all day on sundays during the NFL season, so don't bother calling unless your commenting on the game..or coming over with beer & snacks. There is ABSOLUTELY NO TALKING during any Dallas Cowboys game. Not nice TO remarks will not be tolerated. I love going to the gym...Sometimes I act like a child..but it's all in good fun. Life's too short to grow up just yet. I love both my Laurens!! Lil Wesley too! He's just adorable(see pics). I'm gonna miss my LT in Jersey like crazy! I'm hoping this summer is gorgeous. I love hurricanes, so I'm hoping for one this year. I also like laying around with the windows open listening to a thunderstorm. Spoiling my dog is absolutely necessary...just ask him. I want to eventually marry my best friend & have 2 kids & live happily ever after..no sense in spending the rest of your life with someone your not great friend with! That's just silly. I never turn down a car bomb...or anything Lauren orders for that matter. I have a thing for color pink. I don't like many girls, so don't take it personal. I just found out that hockey was a real sport, & not a bad one either. My blonde moments make even me laugh. I'm book smart & common sense dumb. I have nightmares if I watch scary movies. SHOES....yeah no need to say anymore on that subject. Purses & jewelry are a couple of my favorite things to shop for. A pair of super comfy designer jeans, a t-shirt, & cowboy boots is my outfit of choice. Country music might be the best thing ever. I don't eat onions or mushrooms...I don't really care for needles. I own too much camo stuff (down to the rain boots & all) I probably should have stock ih john deere merchandise. The Kenny Chesney concert is the highlight of my summers. I could lay in the sun for hours listening to music or reading & be so content. My vice (well one of them) is gossip magazines...People is a personal favorite, but I'm not picky. I hate myspace drama & wars..I think it's childish. I love taking pictures....& I have currently spent too much time writing all this......
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The best Valentine's Day Poem ever:Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!That's my kinda guy right there!
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