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Kyle Bob - King of Miami

save a cow, eat a human

About Me

Shave your beard, cut your hair. Throw away all that shit you bought at the thrift store. Listen to Motorhead. Act like a man. Be a dick when you're drunk. Don't be a photographer. Drink PBR. Quit your job at the record store. Get a job you hate. Quit the jam band. Play angry music with a good beat. Wear more black.

My Interests

robots, liquior, engineering, rock and roll, fire extinguishers, bikinis, parties, bikini parties, ciggarettes, vegetables, leather, dirt, sweat, blood, punching, fat chicks, ugly dudes, sideburns, hot sauce, tattoos, pabst blue ribbon, jerks, piss, unicorns, dive bars, burritos, titties

I'd like to meet:

Sasquatch

Music:

the clash, throw rag, the misfits, rancid, leftover crack, agnostic front, oxymoron, anti-nowhere league, the adicts, toy dolls, motorhead, the ramones, against me!, johnny cash, oingo boingo, meaty buys, the next, se, dow jones & the industrials, the styphnoids, the uncalled 4, chuck berry, the specials, pietasters, stiff little fingers, the beatles, ac/dc, the meteors, necromantix, tiger army, the briefs, the ramones, choking victim, nerve agents, hank williams, elvis, girlschool, toxic narcotic, the macc lads, newtown neurotics, operation ivy, mad sin, bad brains, lars and the bastards, slaughter and the dogs, gogol bordello, GWAR, the boys, the child molesters, ac/dc, the 101ers, against all authority, bad manners, david bowie, the kids, hitler ss, the authorities, the bouncing souls, cock sparrer, dead boys, dropkick murphys, street dogs, the new york dolls, choking victim, lower class brats, manic hispanic, the suicide machines, agent orange, the rolling stones, andrew wk, the cramps, crass, the forgotten rebels, the skatalites, mephiskapheles, queen, the rezillios, filth, rose tattoo

Movies:

cool hand luke, shawshank redemption, clockwork orange, boondock saints, caddyshack, rudeboy, romper stomper, rock and roll high school, dr. strangelove, taxi driver, scarface, tombstone, maverick, this is spinal tap, full metal jacket, deer hunter, revenge of the nerds, clerks, groundhogs day, star wars, anchorman, old school, a mighty wind, back to school, and everybody knows that

bio-dome

is the best movie ever

Television:

to catch a predator

My Blog

shit

somehow these lyrics always end up being relavent to my life again, over and over.   How could such a simple argument turn into thisI thought that I knew everything about youI pushed that flashin...
Posted by Kyle Bob - King of Miami on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

I need your help

as some of you may know, I have been saving up to buy a deathstar. well it has come to my attention that this person: has started to collect funds to build her own deathstar.  I need your help, ...
Posted by Kyle Bob - King of Miami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST