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Diana

Hyenas laugh because they know what's coming next.

About Me


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I'm a smartass at heart. Can't help it, it's in my DNA. :-P I'm also a nurturer by nature. That also, I cannot help. I love taking care of things, people, animals, etc. I love warm weather, I hate the cold. I'm an online junkie(probably most of you are). lol I love all animals but i'm mostly a cat person. I like to concider myself outgoing, but I can be mellow and quiet too. I almost always say what's on my mind, which sometimes gets me in trouble because my often naughty mind has a tendency to take over my logical train of thought. lol I also like to goof off and have fun. Being serious all the time is way to boring. I have an almost constant craving for knowledge. I love to learn. It dosen't matter what, only that I am learning something. That's the main reason i'm online quite a bit. An unlimited source of knowledge. lol I also love to make people smile, even if it's just for a moment. Humm, let's see, what else can I say about me? I love sitting on my porch swing under a fuzzy blanket drinking my coffee. That's just one of my favorite things to do. I guess to sum it up, I'm an easy-going, nice, fun, caring person to be around.

My Interests


(LOOK, ITS AN ANIMATED ME WITH PIGTALES. LOL)
This pic with the cat has definately been altered, but it's still funny as hell! lolI need this key on MY keyboard. LOL
You scored as James Hetfield. Your are James Hetfield!The front man and leader of one of metal's greatest front-men.Even tho you are a complete COCK....you write some good tunes!!

James Hetfield


80%

Tommy Lee


65%

Jimi Hendrix


65%

Slash


60%

Ozzy Osbourne!


55%

Billie Joe Armstrong


35%

Kurt Cobain


20%
What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*
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Honest and a defender of the innocent.

Computers, animals(especially my cats, Rachet, Whitey and Tripod), listening to music, talking to my friends about absolutely nothing. I also like hiking in the woods on trails or making my own. I like riding quads( just cuz i'm a girl don't mean I don't like to ride):-) I like going camping and fishing, and yes, I do hook my own worms. Hangin out on the porch swing watchin the rain and drinking my coffee. Astronomy, poetry, ancient cultures, sitting on the beach watching the surf, photography, baseball, football, wrestling, listening to my children telling me how their day was, watching children play (playing children crack me up lol), just walking with no particular place to go, taking road trips with no particular place to go, talking with my friends here on myspace, history, science, cooking (i'm a good cook btw), helping people in need, helping animals in need, crackin jokes with friends, being a playful smartass, cherry, strawberry and blueberry cheesecake, rhubarb, apple and cherry pie, columbian coffee, walking in a creek with my sandles on, nature watching, taking in the beauty of undisturbed snow on the trees, surfin the internet, making people laugh or smile, lying on a blanket soaking in the sun (not necessarily for a tan), falling asleep to the sound of my cat purring in my ear, playing with my dogs, watching my cat Rollie sit in front of the tv and watch over half the show(very amusing), sunsets, sunrises, the sound of waves hitting the beach, sounds of water flowing in a creek, canoeing down a slow flowing river, riding horses, more to come...

I'd like to meet:

The band Disturbed and Tom Welling (Clark Kent) from Smallville. President Bush, so I can tell him what I really think. People who have a sense of humor and don't take life to seriously. New friends, because I enjoy meeting new people from all over. So send me a message, i'll talk to you. :) Old friends, because I like keeping my friends around for a long time. People who like to have fun and be a smartass just as much as I do. lol Oh, before I forget, guys, please don't ask me if I have a webcam so I can get naked for you. It's not gonna happen. I don't get naked for strangers. You can still tell me how pretty you think I am though. I never get sick of hearing that. ;-D lol Feel free to turn on your webcam and get naked for me though if you like. haha!:-p Seriously though, I don't mind talking to people on my cam, just don't ask me to take my clothes off. Mmmkay?? Basically, I'm here to just hangout, meet new and interesting people and have a good time.

- Diana's Sexy Acronym -
D is for... Desirous
I is for... Intense
A is for... Alluring
N is for... Naughty
A is for... Appetizing

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How to make a Diana
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
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Personality cocktail
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Your Life Path Number is 6
Your purpose in life is to help others

You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.
It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.
You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.

In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.

You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.
Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.
And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own. What Is Your Life Path Number?
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)


Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?


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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Brain is Red
Of all the brain types, yours is the most impulsive.
If you think it, you do it. And you can get the bug to pursue almost any passion.
Your thoughts are big and bold. Your mind has no inhibitions.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about love, your dreams, and distant places. What Color Is Your Brain?

Music:

Disturbed, Enigma, Korn, Green Day, Lacuna Coil, MacBeth, Ra, Audioslave, 10 Years, Beethoven, Chopin, Bach, Evanescense, Weird Al Yankovic, Fleetwood Mac, Motley Crue, Pink Floyd, Metallica, 3 Doors Down, Staind, Linkin Park, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Great White, Nickelback, Under the Influence of Giants-(Mama's Room), Bad Company, Aerosmith, Bob Segar, The Eagles, Eddie Money, Iron Maiden, The Scorpions, Heart, Ozzy Osbourne, Puddle of Mudd, Rob Zombie, Red Rider, Queen, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Theory of a Deadman, Shinedown, Robert Palmer, Taproot, The Cars, Megadeth- (Symphony of Destruction or Sweating Bullets both are good), Judas Priest, Days of the New, Nine Inch Nails, Saliva, Three Days Grace, the list goes on.Yeah Baby!!****
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Movies:

Comedies, horror, action-adventure, Drama, Sci-Fi. NO CHICK FLICKS. I hate those kind of movies.

Television:

Smallville, CSI (original), NIP/TUCK, WWE, Stargate SG-1, Red Dwarf, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Discovery Science, Animal Planet, Dead Like Me, Eureka, Heroes, UFC Ultimate Fighting, American Choppers, Scrubs, just to name a few.

Books:

All Steven King. I also like Clive Barker, John Saul and J.R.R. Tolkien.

Heroes:

My mom for not putting up with my shit. My dad for letting me get away with shit. My brother for being just as much of a smartass as I am.
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Your Birthdate: June 27
You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.
You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.

Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone

Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge

Your power color: Cobalt blue

Your power symbol: Dove

Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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My Blog

Alas, another day of bordom.

Normally, when I get bored I take pics.  Today however, i'm feeling creative.  So here's a couple of poems for you to read. Sleepwalker Close your eyesFeel the ocean where passion liesSilent...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

FUCKING SPAMMERS AND WANNA BE PORN STARS. GRRRR!!!

I wish these stupid fucking ass spammers and wanna be porn stars would stop sending me fucking friend requests and messages!!  They need to go FUCK OFF!!  Enough already with the fucking wor...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

I'm back from Florida

My mini vacation kicked ass.  The weather was great!  It didn't get below 70 degrees the whole time.  I was lovin it!  I went to the beach and got somewhat of the tan I wanted, unf...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

Goin to Florida!!

Whooo hooo!!  I get to get away from the snow for 4 days.  I have to say i'm very excited to get the hell away from all this cold.  Even for a little while is great.  Besides, i've...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Too much snow! wtf??

Ok, it's like this.  I'm going to bitch about today's weather. lol  Only because I have shit to do today, I can't hardly get out of my driveway, the roads are really bad and i'm stuck a...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

What a day

I am so incredibly bored right now!!  Ever have one of those days where nothing goes right?  Well, today is one of those days.  Two of my car doors are still frozen shut, which has last...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Parents' Prayer (funny)

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep.  For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.  I pray I find a little quiet, far from the daily family riot.&nbs...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

25 signs that your grown up.

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not wh...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST

Poems

Composition        & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp;  &nb...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST

What it is to be special.

What it is to be special It means that you are attractive even if you get dirty looks. It means someone loves you even if you don't know it. It means that no matter what, you have what it takes to d...
Posted by Diana {Demasiado para usted manejar} on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST