DJ Mike The Janitor

Mike The Janitor hails from a little town in Utah called Salt Lake City. His parents were a simple folk, Marcia The Maid and Carl The Custodian.The name "Mike The Janitor" stems from the third commercial radio station Mike ever worked for, 94.9 KZHT. The man who knighted him with such a catchy name was Adam Smasher. The story goes that during the interview process between Adam and Mike, Adam was asking Mike what kind of radio handle he wanted to use on the air. Mike was coming up blank.Around this time, Adam started to show Mike the in's and out's of the equipment in the studio and how to operate it. As Mike learned the equipment, Adam happened to accidently knock over a large trash can in the studio. As the trash can spilled garbage all over the floor, Adam said: "I wonder what time the janitor is coming in because I'm not cleaning this shit up!" With that, a light bulb went off over Adam's head.He turned to Mike and said: "OH MY GOD! THAT'S IT! We'll call you 'Mike The Janitor'! You'll be doing the overnight shift and we can make the listeners think you're the actual janitor cleaning up the studios AND sneaking on the air to do a show, too!" The rest, they say, is history.Since then, Mike The Janitor has made waves and a huge fan base of three people across the United States. It is believed that one of his three fans sells bootlegged copies of his radio shows to Third World countries where they are used for torture by militants.Over his 15 year career in radio, Mike The Janitor has worked for the following stations: 104.5 KDOT in Reno, Nevada (twice); 96.1 KLPX in Tucson, Arizona (twice); 94.9 KZHT in Salt Lake City, Utah (twice); 101.9 KPQP in Salt Lake City, Utah; 97.3 KWNZ in Reno, Nevada; 95.5 KNEV in Reno, Nevada (twice). Other stations he's worked for have been 93.9 WRPL in Erie, Pennsylvania; 105.7 KOZZ in Reno, Nevada; 94.5 KHXR in Reno, Nevada; 92.7 KJQN in Salt Lake City, Utah; 99.5 KUTQ in Salt Lake City, Utah and 96.1 KZOL in Provo, Utah.Mike The Janitor is a radio legend in his own mind. With an I.Q. of 33 and sexy good looks, it's no wonder he is so well NOT known. Ask anyone about Mike The Janitor, and you'll hear such comments as: "Who"?Could Mike The Janitor make a comeback? What the hell is the guy up to now? Is it true that he once threw up on a dog at a Memorial Day party where everyone that worked in radio in Reno, Nevada was in attendance? These questions and more can be answered just by asking. Drop Mike The Janitor a line right here on MySpace!What does the future hold for Mike The Janitor? Only 1-900-PSYCHIC knows the answer to that. Stay tuned for updates in the blog section of Mike The Janitor. Until then, "big hug and kiss to the ladies and high fives to the guys!"