I want so much for my best friend Jim Gaffigan to come to Phoenix once more (it's been so long since we've seen each other). I beg you all who view my profile to demand he come. You may know him from such things as Jim Gaffigan "Beyond the pale", Conan O'Brian "Pale Force", Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen Show (Rusty), Conrad Bloom (Oliver) Welcome to New York, Jims been on Comedy Central, Comedy Remix and some very funny Sierra Mist Commercials, as well as his new TV show "my boys" (Andy) which just premiered November 28th on TBS at 10PM... Pretty pretty please get him to visit us, I promise if you see him, you'll laugh like you haven't laughed in a long time (unless you are one of those gigglers).
Some of my Favorite Quotes from Jim are as follows:"Don't worry I've never heard of me either"
"Reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John"
"My wife's gotten lazy, or as she calls it, pregnant"
"I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. That'll grab you by the horn. What Horn?"
"There is a vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea."
"I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. But not fish 'cause that's ~disgusting~! How do you know when fish goes bad? It still smells like fish?! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it'"Hit Demand above for Jim G PLEASE, I am begging you.I am 121 parts hydrogen, 46 parts oxygen, 14 parts carbon, 3 part nitrogen, 5 parts friendliness, 5 parts silliness, 5 parts leadership, and 1 part divided among all other elements :D
I love having fun! I love being happy! By these things I don’t mean that I’m a party girl. I handle what I need to handle and just try having fun doing it. I have begun to understand that life is what you make it. I understand today better than yesterday that I have control over my life, my friends, and my future. I do a quick spin round in a circle when I’m complaining just to make it more fun. I have decided that I might start wearing one of those clown noses around the office, and I just can’t seem to get enough of myself. I crack myself up! (Which is good because, I’m sure not too many other people find me funny)? I have been spending a lot of time lately disciplining myself. Figuring out some things that I have somehow managed put to the back of my brain. I tend to let little things/people get to me sometimes and I have finally decided that they can’t and won’t. SO, I’m reconstructing my great wall. I have been faced with A LOT over the past year and it has most definitely benefited me in so many ways. I’m a very sincere person and I don’t lie regardless of how it might make you feel. I expect the same from those that I surround myself with. Anyway, if I don’t know you please don’t just send an add request with out a message. As I have already said, it’s like asking to crash at some ones place that you don’t even know. Send me a message so I can figure for myself if I ~want~ to add you…."It cannot be said too often: all Life is one. That is, and I suspect will forever prove to be, the most profound true statement there is." “One has not only an ability to perceive the world but an ability to alter his perception of it; or, more simply, one can change things by the manner one looks at themâ€.
