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Jeffrey Only

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About Me

I work at a bar, where I do live sound and feed people alcohol. I am an aspiring recording engineer and producer trying to get a break in the business I love. I like comic books and have been waiting for the day when the Dead come back to life and give the world a run for it's money. I play bass, pots and pans, glass bottles and cats, that's my musical skills..I'm still waiting for Zombies to rule the earth......I recently moved to Toronto where I live with my girlfriend. I hate Emo Kids, and wish they would all stop wearing their little sisters pants. I smoke too much, and can be a sarcastic bastard! I used to be mistaken for the fat kid in "Stand By Me" but not any more, now I get mistaken for a squeegee kid or Conan O'Brien.

My Interests

Zombies, Comic Books, Toys and Music. Scaring young children is also a great past-time

I'd like to meet:

Besides the dead that will one day walk the earth.... Les Claypool, Jerry Only, Hank 3, Hank williams, Lloyd Kaufman, The Toxic Avenger, Stan Lee, Mike Patton, Jesus, Fozzy Bear from the muppets, Brett Hart, Richard Stone, Rake Yohn and anyone from the X-division on TNA.

Music:

Hank Williams,Hank 3,Johnny Cash, Gutter Demons, Mad Sin, The Shakin Pyramids, George Jones, David Allan Coe,Horse The Band, Death From Above 1979 (R.I.P), Showbread, Primus, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Descendents, Dead Kennedys, Alexisonfire, Faith No More, Cky,Bloc Party, Blood Brothers, Pantera, Darkest Hour, Ween, The Weakerthans, Lindsay Lohan, The Mars Volta,The Misfits, NOFX, Refused,RATM, Tool,William Shatner, Black Flag, Rollins Band, Rise Against, Face to Face, Muse, Neil Hinchley, Samhain, Danzig, Gutterdemons, Nekromantix .......

Movies:

The Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Man with the Screaming Brain, Sin City, Orgazmo, Hard Core Logo, Night of the Living Dead, Basically anything with Zombies

Television:

Kenny v.s Spenny, TNA Wrestling, CSI (Vegas), Degrassi: The next generation.

Books:

The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide, Behind the Glass, When it comes to comic books there's too many to count: Ultimates, Ultimate X-Men, Green Lantern, Wolverine, The Punisher, The Walking Dead, 30 Days of Night. That's just naming a few!

Heroes:

Richard Stone, Les Claypool, The Toxic Avenger, Wolverine, Rake Yohn

My Blog

Open Mic Night!

Hey Everyone Open Mic Night Every Wednsday @ Seven Star Billiards & Sports Bar Come show us what you got! Are you a guitar player? Are you a singer? Know a couple of Jokes? Well come out and share...
Posted by Jeffrey Only on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

I Cut My Hair!

Hello all!The day many of you were waiting for has finally come! On sat night after a couple glasses of liquid courage I decided to cut my hair. Why am I making a point about writting about it, becaus...
Posted by Jeffrey Only on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Fuck anti-smoking commercials

This is my Rant for the day!!!!! I have just one problem right now, these FUCKING ANTI-SMOKING commercials. Stupid.ca can go fuck themselves. Fuck the people behind these add campaigns, This ...
Posted by Jeffrey Only on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

Zombies

It has come to my attention that the end is near. A student at my school has informed me that in a couple of years Zombies will rule the earth. And that I will lead a group of Zombie Assasins. Now you...
Posted by Jeffrey Only on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:24:00 PST