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I'm not Jesus, i will not forgive

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About Me

The name's Neil. Almost everyone says, actually everyone says, that im the most sarcastic guy they've ever met. The way i see it is, you may as well do what you're good at! Im pretty laid back though but i have my moments! I pretty much despise the general public, but don't let that put you off. I live and love music, and i live and produce art. I love to draw, paint, write and everything else art related, even though the industry is a crock o' shit. Don't know what i would do if i didn't have my art, my music and my favourite girl in all the land by my side. I have one tattoo, of a four-headed, four-armed goat woman. I despise chavs, townies or whatever you wanna call them, I like to call them retards, I think its quite fitting myself. Oh and I think olives are evil, one day they will evolve and grow limbs and teeth and eat us all! Demon seed, thats what they are.lives lost, ghosts wept...
wept for the new-born dead Below is just a taste of some of the artwork i create:
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Which Tim Burton character are you?

Ed Wood
Voted worst director of all time, but you sure look good in that sweater!

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My Interests

Music Music Music.. all the way! Love going to gigs and the feeling coming out of the venue all hot, sweaty and buzzing from an awesome night! Beer drinking, films etc! Art is my life apart from music, I paint, draw, write, create all the time! I love Rock Art posters and all things illustration-like and graphics orientated! Oh and William Blake was a genius!Darkness Falls...
Casting Shadows of all

I'd like to meet:

Chris Cornell - Jason Lee - John Garcia - Rob Zombie - Sam Rockwell - Adam Jones - Maynard James Keenan - ROSS NOBLE - Brant Bjork

Music:

SOUNDGARDEN, FU Manchu, KYUSS, CLUTCH, Jimi Hendrix, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, Melvins, Cathedral, High on fire, TOOL, Machine Head, EyeHateGod, Fireball Ministry, Unearthly Trance, Venom, Spirit Caravan, Spiritu, Nebula, Bongzilla, SIKTH, Acid King, Spiritual Beggars, Grand Magus, Hidden Hand, Alabama Thunderpussy, Place of Skulls, Iron Monkey, Gonga, Lowrider, The Obsessed, The Sword, Sally, Hermano, Brant Bjork, Winnebago deal, Monster magnet, The Atomic Bitchwax, Dozer, Scissorfight, Solace, Jeff Buckley, Scott Reeder, The Awesome Machine, Mastodon, Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, COC, ISIS, Pearl jam, Alice in Chains, Faith No More, Audioslave, Primus, Led Zeppelin, Steely Dan, Jerry Cantrell, Motorhead, RATM, Helmet, APC, In Flames, Sepultura, Lamb of God, Emperor, Megadeth, Opeth, Vision of Disorder, Arch Enemy, Carcass, SYL, Botch, Chimaira, Slayer, Killswitch Engage(with Jesse Leach on vocals), Seemless, Bloodsimple, Mnemic, Sick of it All, Soilent Green, Metallica, Fear Factory, 36 Crazyfists, Incubus, Voivod, Nailbomb, Obituary, Oceansize, Otep, Raging Speedhorn, CKY, Blessing the Hogs, The Black Crowes, Crowbar, Agnosis, Gentleman's Pistols, ACID BATH, Buzzov*en, Kylesa, Neurosis, Pitchshifter, Slo Burn, Unida, Taint, Abdullah, My Ruin, End of Level Boss, Porcupine Tree, Patti Smith....

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Chasing Amy, Ginger Snaps Trilogy, The Amityville Horror, V for Vendetta, Pumpkinhead, Batman Begins, Donnie Darko, All Superman films (including Superman Returns), The Butterfly Effect, The Frighteners, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Machinist, Raising Arizona, Spinal Tap, Trilogy of the Dead, Cannibal Apocalypse, Happy Gilmore, Groundhog Day, Animal House, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Monsters Inc, Ring/Ring2/Ring0, The Eye, Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, The Lost Boys, Tank Girl, Kill Bill vol 1+2, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Pianist, Dead Man's Shoes, The Warriors, Office Space, Star Wars, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Serenity, Idle Hands, Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, Pirates of the Caribbean, Matchstick Men, Con Air, Welcome to Collinwood, My Little Eye, Identity, The Matrix, The Goonies, Dodgeball, Hellboy, X-Men 1+2, The Punisher, Hulk, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Evil Dead Trilogy, House of 1000 corpses, The Devil's Rejects, 28 days later, Dog Soldiers, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python, Leon, Re-animator Trilogy, Swingers, Airheads, Nuns on the Run, Lord of the Rings, The Crow, The Incredibles, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Liar Liar, The Cable Guy, Beetlejuice, A Bug's life, Nightmare on Elm street, Blade Trilogy, Black hawk down, Secret Window, Evolution, Spider-man 1+2, Big Fish, Corpse Bride, Hellraiser, An American werewolf in London, The Thing, Napolean Dynamite, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!

Television:

Spaced, The League of Gentlemen, CSI, HOUSE, Family Guy, Futurama, Red Dwarf, Grounded for Life, Southpark, Scrubs, Look Around You, Wildboyz, My name is Earl, Prison Break, I'm Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Only fools and horses, Robot Chicken, Teachers, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble, Dave Gorman, Anything Steve Coogan related, and the MIGHTY MIGHTY BOOOOSH!!

Books:

Songs of Innocence and of Experience by William Blake, Complicity by Iain Banks, The Melancholy Death of Oyster boy and other stories by Tim Burton, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Chris Cornell, Rob Flynn, William Blake, Futurist Artists - Boccioni, Balla, Sant'Elia, Ralph Steadman