Michael - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am currently working as a Borg at Star Trek: The Experience and I perform weekly in a show called Second City: Scriptless here in Las Vegas. I have a wife named Heather, who I am very fond of, and a dog named Annie, who is fond of me. I enjoy making sandwiches which I then eat or offer to others to eat. I occasionally lift weights, partly to improve my health and partly to spite gravity. I do not believe people should cut their own hair. I have noticed that ghosts tend to come in two distinct body types: tall and lanky or short and heavyset. This leads me to believe that people of medium build go immediately to heaven and skip the haunting process.

Layout Created at KillerKiwi.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, primarily, though I am open to meeting bears and monkeys who aren't all into themselves.

Music:

Morrissey, The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, New Order, Prince, The Killers, Pet Shop Boys, Radiohead, Bryan Ferry, Robbie Williams, R.E.M., U2, The The, Travis

Movies:

Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Blue Velvet, Die Hard, The Manchurian Candidate(original), This Is Spinal Tap, Star Wars Trilogy (original), James Bond series, Citizen Kane, The Untouchables, Pulp Fiction, Midnight Run

Television:

Twin Peaks, 24, The Office (both versions), Alias, My Name Is Earl, CSI, Alias, Saturday Night Live, Real Time with Bill Maher, Friends, The Simpsons, My So-Called Life, Lost, The Sopranos

Books:

The Bonfire Of The Vanities, The Corrections, The Shining, Fast Food Nation

Heroes:

Jesus and Tom Jones, but for different reasons.