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MillionDollarPizza Esquire AKA Dr. KillaPizza Phd.

She's playing hard to get; I'm playing impossible to get.

About Me

Holler at my homie Snickerdoodles McPoppycock's blog: LORDS of APATHY My life's played out like a Jherri Curl... It'd be a monumental wast of your time to think that I gave one solitary fuck. I am a member of several violent hardcore street gangs including: LORDS of APATHY, IPOD GANGSTAZ, DEAD TO THE WORLD GANGSTAZ,G.Q. HARDBODIEZ, HEAVENS GATE MAFIA and THE JACUZZI NATION, as well as one of the O.G. Publishers of LIFE SUCKS DIE GANGSTA MAGAZINE. I've found that if you dont experience outright misery on a regular basis, then you'll never be able to appreciate when your life is only marginally fucked up. If god thinks that torturing me is gonna convince me to believe in him; He's sadly mistaken. Dig Through the icing, and you'll find a cake full of maggots. Holla at your Chef-Boy-ArdeeAudi 5k

My Interests

Getting my Ben / Kirk Franklin on, Chanting down Babylon, THE PACKERS, Art, Gangsta Rap, Volvos, Concept Cars, Horchata, Mexican food prepared by actual Mexicans, Indian food, Gangsta Rap, Smoothies, Pretty Girls, not talking on the phone, Drinking smoothies, Good movies, getting revenge, holding grudges, Making Smoothies, Crocs Gardening shoes, Wasting countless hours on the internet, Making out with chicks, sleeping late, complaining,Vandalism, Pessimism, Plagerism, Racism, Watching two chicks kick the living shit out of one another, Football (NFL but not college)- Listening to KFAN during football season, National public radio, Mangoes, drawing, painting, playing pool, ping pong, sucking bad at skating a mini-ramp. Also, I want to invent a time machine where I could travel into the past and hook up with hot chicks in the 60's and 70's.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty Girls, Brett Favre, LeRoy Butler (inventor of the 'Lambeau Leap'), Jay Z, Richard Sandrak (lil' Hercules), Larry David, Dave Chapelle.

Music:

DIPLOMATS!!!- DIP SET BITCH! Three 6 Mafia, Brotha Lynch Hung -(All you hoes, rest in piss!!), Modest mouse, Lil' Wayne / Cash Money, Django Reinhart, Screamin' Jay Hawkins,Franz Ferdinand, Bobby Womack, David Bowie, The Smiths, The Stranglers, Iggy and the Stooges, Roy Ayers, Misfits, Curtis Mayfield, Gil Scott Heron, old Outkast, Funkadelic, Beatles, Dr. Dre (of course), TV on the Radio, Van Halen-(NOT Van Hagar) Mickey Avalon... and a bunch of other shit. That's what I'm mainly listening to these days. Check for me and Wezz's new Gangstarap project -"Bloodclot" coming to a burned CD near you....-Holla!

Movies:

three words: LEPRECHAUN BOX SET. -Especially "Leprechaun back 2 the hood" and "Leprechaun in space" (Leprechaun in Las Vegas was pretty ill too) Office Space, Godfather II, Godfather I, Goodfellas, Casino, Sopranos, Foxy Brown, Purple Rain, 2001 A Space Oddesy, THX 1138, Chopper, Bully, Buffalo 66, Pulp Fiction, The Wire, Baseketball, Gummo, Natural Born Killers, Baby Boy, Training day, Silence of the Lambs, Sexy Beast, Eyes Wide Shut, Caddyshack, Meet the Parents, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Malibu's Most Wanted, I Robot, Chuck and Buck

Television:

Blah, Blah, Blah...-I dont fucking know!... Fucking Football- the Packers, any of HBO's programs, maybe Baywatch, Sportscenter, or the Chapelle show from time to time...I dont hardly watch TV ever.-Why do you even care!?

Books:

Any Art books, Any David Sedaris Books, Chaos making a new science, Monster, The curse of Lono, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, George Carlin-Brain Droppings.

Heroes:

The Froggy, Vili Fualaau, Richard Sandrak, Dirk Diggler, Dr. Dre, Hugh Hefner, Wilt (the "Stilt") Chamberlain, Norman Rockwell, Jay Z, Brett Favre, Michael Jordan, Chuck D, Vincent Gallo, MF Doom, Django Reinhart, G.G. Allin, Mike Judge, Matt Stone, Tre Parker

My Blog

Best Chorus to a song ever:

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder/ that God must be one sick motherfucker/ so I bust a nut in the sky/ spend another day, waiting to die.... -('waiting to die' -Mickey Avalon) tha...
Posted by MillionDollarPizza Esquire AKA Dr. KillaPizza Phd. on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 06:22:00 PST