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Porch Honky

Ain't NO Thang but a Chicken Wang!!

About Me

LLLOOOTTTSSSA TRAVELS! Definately took some huge loses! But still smileling and laughin! My music has takin strage twists!! It went from writting rap as a kid to country as a teenager to BLUES! To some crazy ass Melodic Hard Southern Witchcraft ROCK! All the tunes are true and interesting stories! I may have to blog some of those stories for you someday! Now adays..........I'm diggin on some slim cesnas auto club!! you should check it out! that is just the begining for now but punkabilly and old scool scattin is where its at! I have always been a custom to music that takes you back to a place thats comfortably familiar and i'm diggin it! It dresses me up in a smile everytime!!! We will see! HELL I don't even know what i am going to do next! I guess i am just a product of my invironment! So on with that long and twisted road to absafuckinlutely NOWHERE inparticular! Thanx for grabbin a gander!Your friend.........LOST AND LONELY IN LAS VEGAS SHELLEY PORCH HONKY MILLER! AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY BROTHER MARTY FOR KEEPING MY SPIRITS ALIVE!!! I LOVE YOU BRO!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/6/2006
Band Members: One member One union! It's just me, myself and I! and of course my Guitar, Banjo and slide guitar!!!! Thanks to all my friends and fans! Yer Local Porch Honky!
Influences: IGGY POP , TOM WAITS,TOOL, LYNARD SKYNARD AND LED ZEPPLIN, I ALSO DIG OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP AND MOTOWN! YEAH DAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, ALL OR NOTHING!!! old Ted neugent, scuicidal tendancies!Black Flag, JERRY LEE LEWIS! the 'killer',Al Green, Nina SIMONE!! HANK JR, REVEREND HORTON HEAT! THE LIST GOES ON! MY NEWEST AND MOST INTREIGING TO ISTEN TO IS PROBABLY SLIM SECNAS AUTO CLB!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO CHECK IT OUT !! IT IS A TRIP ONLY A SPEACIAL EAR CAN HANDEL! HAHAHA HAVE I MENTIONED TOM WAITS!!!! OH YEAH IDID! MOST OF ALL I LIKE LISTENING TO ALL OF MY FAVORITE DETROIT BANDS LIKE BROADZILLA,SPEEDBALL,MERCURY SUN, BUDDAH FULLA RYMES, AND HOW BOUT THEM HOWLING DIABLOS! MOST OF THE BEST MUSIC COMES FROM DETROIT AND I AM NOT JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE THATS MY HOME TOWN! Last but most definately not least My newest inspiration UNIVERSAL TEMPLE OF DEVINE POWER! Check em out they absolutely Are ROCK AND ROLL!! peace!
Sounds Like: Some may say it sounds like ZEPPELIN,TOOL,RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE,SUICIDLE TENDENCIES AND LYNARD SKYNARD!!! I CALL IT SWAMPROCK!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Dats what Im talkin BOUT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMpHHSLSlc
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Support yer local PORCH HONKY Tonite!

Gawna do sum BANJAR!!!! sum DOBRO and SUM GEEETAR!!! The Porch honky way at the ROX off of TROPICANA and DEAN MARTIN!!!  (south on dean martin)I go on at 8:00pm and i'll be gitt'n retarded untill...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:53:00 GMT

Thanks Detroit! The "WEATHER" was predictable!

I gotta tell ya, I may just have to get a "I vacation in Detroit T-Shirt" Cause thats exactly where it's at folks!I just wanna say thanks to all of whom i shared my trip with, i can't describe just ho...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking - 1977

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8 TOM Waits is one of the coolest people on earth! And he's absolutely gorgeous!!!! You have to check this out! His attitude is the SHIT!!! I totally...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:41:00 GMT

Lost Ball in High weeds!

                         A Lost BAll in HIGH Weeds!That is my dads favorite saying!And that was ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Hes using my phrase! hahaha


Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:53:00 GMT

If he can do it with his feet??????

Check this shit out!! hahah he ROCKS!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAb2F3gfWrY
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:13:00 GMT

MY EASTER GIFT TO YOU!

Check out a few of these videos!! They are hilarious! HAPPY EASTER!
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:30:00 GMT

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NO TITLE! THE DEATH RING IN MY EARS OF MUSIC SKILLS MY GHOST TO FLOAT ASHORE. I'M TRAPPED HERE IN THIS...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:23:00 GMT

Keep it in check!

When you find yourself feeling like you've just smoked a DECK of cigarettes and forgot to blow out the smoke...........It's just time to take a good look around and remember who's gonna be there for ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:12:00 GMT