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Danny

You eeza in or you out. Aufvidisane!!! - Heidi Klum Project Runway

About Me


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I cry at commercials. I loathe flakiness. I love cheese, but rarely eat it. I have good parking karma. I'm a perfectionist, but far from perfect. I'm eccentric, yet conservative. I'm easy going, but serious. I'm extremely curious and ask lots of questions. (Barbara Walters has nothing on me). I don't trust easily, but when I do, it's devout. I'm spiritual and spirited. I'm passionate. I'm blunt to a fault. I'm sensitive, loyal and opinionated. I'm a slut, but only in my own mind. (Don't want any diseases!) I know tons of drama queens, yet try to remain drama free. I like my penis. It's pretty. The product of a French Moroccan mom and a Belgian dad, I speak French fluently. I embrace all religions, yet only practice one. I shot the sherrif, but did not shoot the deputy. I'm responsible but sometimes don't want to be. The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one. I regret not learning the piano, but I'm determined to at some point. I value the arts. I work out even when I don't feel like it, which is most of the time. Politically, I realize it's temporary people making permanent decisions, which really bugs me. I'm a kamakaze shopper. I cherish babies and old people. I crack myself up all the time, but not in a druggie way. I love the beach more than practically anything. I'm a massage whore. I spend more money on candles and fresh flowers than I do on food. I fukin' love my dog Kenzo, my cat Aja, and my new puppy Blaze. I'm intuitive. I try to be kind and loving all the time. I said try! I'm a mama's boy and I'm proud of it. I used to be a snob, now I'm not. I wear sweats in the winter, shorts in the summer and dress up when I have to. I love visiting Hawaii, Italy and France. I'm bullshit intolerant. I hate liars. I'm nonjudgmental, yet judge myself. I write and produce sitcoms and movies. I rarely go to bars and clubs but when I do, I stumble out of them. (Who can deal with that shit without getting fucked up?). I love to people watch. I have too many pairs of sneakers and watches. I pray every morning and every night. I get lonely, sad and depressed when I watch too much CNN and FBC. I love color, taste, touch, sight, sound and smell. I can't stand stupid people and stupid actions. I like to fall asleep on my couch. I don't scratch and sniff. I believe in God. I try to believe in myself, but don't always succeed. I brush my teeth after eating anything. I like to smell good. My hair's not as thick as it used to be. Trust me, it was tall! My shoe addiction is frickin' out of hand. I think too much. Some people think too little. I love to read on the toilet. I do laundry waaay too much. I love gardening, yet have a gardener. I'm a major clean freak. My eating habits could be better, but they could be worse, too. I couldn't live without music. I'm a voracious reader. I like to drive, but only short distances. I'm a TIVO-aholic. I prefer the cold to the heat. You can bundle up. I love the rain. I miss the snow. When I love, I love deeply. I'm single. I wonder why? LOL Peace and blessings. And make yourself frickin' happy coz no one else will. :)

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I have phenomenal friends. I've met too many beautiful people with blank expressions and soul-less eyes. I don't want those people in my life. I want more funny, loving, joyful, non-judgmental people in my life. I prefer "real" people, but I realize this is LA where fake is the norm, so if you are fake, at least be unique in your fake-ness and have a decent head on your shoulders (even though your head is comprised of capped teeth, botox, rhinoplasty, colored contacts, fake cheek bones and a hair color that's bleached or bottled). Morals and values would be nice too, but not required.

Music:

Music moves me in deep and powerful ways. I like everything from Enya, Sarah McLachlan, Shakira, Amy Lee - Evanesence, Gwen Stefani, Corinne Bailey Rae, Missy Elliot, Sheryl Crow, Sade, Christina Aguilera, Janet, Whitney, Mariah, Celine, Alicia Keyes, Beyonce, Bjork, Barbra, Donna Summer, Tori Amos, Jewel, Traci Chapman, Carol King, Karen Carpenter, Madonna, Toni Braxton, Jevetta Steele, Alanis, Tina Turner, Erykah Badu, Joss Stone, Norah Jones, Anna Nalick, India Arie (LOVE her), Gloria Estefan, Cher, Brandy, Selena to Seal, Lenny Kravitz, Duncan Sheik, Josh Grobin, Lionel Ritchie, Sting, Enigma, Massive Attack, Outkast, Black Eyed Peas, Korn, Green Day, Trance Planet, Andreas Vollenweider, B-Tribe, Deep Forest and of course, some, NOT every Broadway musical. (Wicked is the shit) and I love Miss Saigon, AIDA and Moulin Rouge too. Basically I love everything but heavy metal and most country except for Dolly, Leanne Womack, Martina McBride and Leanne Rimes. Sorry, but I can't stand that twangy "My daddy just raped me while my momma watched and fixed me some chitlins and grits" type of country music.

Movies:

I love, love, love the movies, but prefer watching them at home where I can see great scenes over and over again. I'll see anything Nicole Kidman's in. Same for Cate Blanchet, Susan Sarandon, Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Lang, Jodie Foster, Judi Dench. Clive Owen is the shit. Edward Norton's cool. DeNiro's DeNiro. Pacino's Pacino, but they're solid. So is Tom Cruise. Professionally, that is. Some faves: "Kung Fu Hustle" (fukin hilarious!!! RENT IT!), "Rich and Famous", "Beaches" (my fave I think - heart warming, touching, funny and entertaining), "Adventures In Babysitting", "Notes on A Scandal", "Shawshank Redemption", "Fight Club", Witches of Eastwick", "On Golden Pond", "Frances", "Requiem For A Dream", "Silence of the Lambs", 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", "Tootsie", "Steel Magnolias" , "Private Benjamin", "Postcards From The Edge" ('It twirled up!' Gotta love it), "Waiting For Guffman", "When A Stranger Calls", "Wait Until Dark", most action movies, comedies, usually anything Woody Allen, scary movies, mysteries, psychological thrillers. PORN: "Dawson's Crack", "Jackin' Off The Beanstalk", "Star Whores", "Survivewhore", "Commandwhore In Chief", "The Apprentass", "Things that Go Hump In The Night", "America The Bootyful", "Only the Good Die Hung"

Television:

"24", "Project Runway","Amazing Race", "Rescue Me", "Boston Legal". "Criss Angel: Mindfreak" on A&E. He is fucking AMAZING! "Medium", "Without A Trace", "Oprah", "American Idol", "Seinfeld", "Designing Women", "Abfab", "Golden Girls" , "I Love Lucy", "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie", Animal Planet, Discovery, CNN, Fox News, MTV, The TODAY Show

Books:

Michael Chrichton, Dan Brown, Sandra Brown, Sidney Sheldon, Jackie Collins (love a trashy novel on the beach), books on self growth and spirituality - The Artist's Way, Kahlil Gibran, Shakti Gawain, anything Kabbalah, and tons of magazines.

Heroes:

My mother - the sweetest, kindest, warmest, funniest woman I know, my sister Lydia, my grandparents who fought their way across Europe during the Nazi era to keep their family alive, and myself. I'm my own hero. LOL

My Blog

WHY DO PEOPLE BLOG?

I HAVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE SO I GUESS AS I WRITE THIS I'M NO LONGER A BLOG VIRGIN.  SO I GUESS I HAVE A QUESTION:  WHY DO PEOPLE BLOG AND HOW COME SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING FAMOUS FOR...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:01:00 PST