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something clever

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About Me

i set my alarm for times like 9:07, or 4:18.i'm a classy mthafka, i cook my top ramen "al dente" "if you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face...forever." -George Orwell "tragedy is when i cut my finger. comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel B Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts

My Interests

rollerblading on shitty cobblestone streets, skiing the french alps in spandex, running from cattle in spain, twiching from too many cappocini in rome, jumping out of aeroplanes naked in spain, and da butt. I also like tennis. sex. dirty, nasty sex with slutty women. skateboarding. scabs. art in all forms. skydiving. scubadiving. muffdiving. snowboarding. talking shit about everything. travelling. eating good food. emailing random people that i know would hate me. saying the thing that everyone is thinking, but are too polite let out. telling people what to do. just being a dick. accents. drinkin, smokin. driving real fast, especially in sicilia. sleeping alone. starting fights. drama. breakin shit. laughing. the sunrise. learning. kissing. cuddling. smiling at strangers. doing random nice things. reading. my family. holidays. snow. my dog. scrabble. craps. telling the truth. big butts. camping. stargazing. daydreaming. catchin lizards. being a kid. enjoying life at all times. napping. nakedness. porn. a nice suit. cool ties. old friends. ridin the 'vator. quoting movies. inside jokes. breakin the rules. spicy food. waffles. smokin my veggies. cooking with friends. talkin dirty. reading poeples' shit on myspace. takin photos. oogling. getting lost. aimless wandering. coffee. i could go on forever...

I'd like to meet:

chuck norris. only this time he doesn't give some shit like "oh i just look like him" i ain't buyin it dick. i know a muthafukin karate kickin cowboy when i see one.

Music:

something with a beat, maybe a little rhythm, preferably done with "musical instruments."

Movies:

one word: burt reynolds.

Television:

"...this instrument can teach, it can illuminate, and yes, it can inspire, but it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined use it towards those ends. otherwise it is merely wires and lights, in a box."

Books:

i like the pictures.

Heroes:

i'm with annie, the fukin tick is the ONLY hero

My Blog

hmph

"I want to drive across a desert with you."  I say Me in my blue jeans and flip-flops, Her in a skimpy top, one bare foot on the dash. The other, held steady in the wind so fast. The wind's ...
Posted by something clever on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

things to do...

1.  asian twins.  i think thats a given for everyone with a penis.  "why asian?" you ask.  just because. 2.  scubadive in antarctica.  somehow i think this will happen be...
Posted by something clever on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

jessie smulders

still havent had waffles...
Posted by something clever on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST

things i cannot stand

vegans and peta memebers.  poeple who care if i'm not grammaticly correct, or if i mispell a word.  politics.  calling weaknes and stupidity a disease, i.e. being overweight, ...
Posted by something clever on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST