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Matt

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About Me

"It is obvious what kind of life develops out of trying to get your own way all the time: repetitive, loveless, cheap sex; a stinking accumulation of mental and emotional garbage; frenzied and joyless grabs for happiness; trinket gods; magic-show religion; paranoid loneliness; cutthroat competition; all-consuming-yet-never-satisfied wants; a brutal temper; an importance to love or be loved; divided homes and divided lives; small minded and lopsided pursuits; the vicious habit of depersonalizing everyone into a rival; uncontrolled and uncontrollable addictions; ugly parodies of community. I could go on." Paul - from his letter to the Galatian church- New Testament __________________________________________________This is a shocking video with a wholloping punchline that really makes you evaluate your life...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt, Matthew, Matias, Mateo or Matilda
Birthday: The day I was born
Birthplace: Kansas - ie (The goverment gene project that went horribly wrong)
Current Location: Arizona - ie (Gods country)
Eye Color: Brown but my ex kept telling me "they look green today" So who knows
Hair Color: wavy chesnut brown
Height: 6'0 my doctor told me once. Devastated when I found out later its only 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Born left but parents didnt know how to teach a leftie to write. So now I hold my pen like a leftie and writing with my right. (poorly at that)
Your Heritage: Mein Fuhrer!! I mean German, Swedish and a little English. Not Israeli, Spanish, French, Guatemalan, Venezuelan, Middle Eastern, Mexican, Italian or Greek which people have thought before
The Shoes You Wore Today: Retro black dress shoes from savers that looked exactly like a brown pair I paid $60 bucks for at the mall
Your Weakness: I have a fever and the only perscription is more cowbell!
Your Fears: Uh hello, people can use these things against you. So im not telling
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni Pineapple from Papa Johns (It sounded nasty to me before I had it also)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To many to list. Today my goal is to do some work but right now typing this that goal seems far away
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I tell my girlfriend that she overuses LOL and OMG Way to much.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why isnt it that the minute I wake up that all my work is done?
Your Best Physical Feature: Ive been told by several people (not guys) that my lips, eyes, calves, shoulders, tatoos ......
Your Bedtime: Always 1 hour later then it should have been
Your Most Missed Memory: "My most missed memory? I just dont remember"..(silence) "wow tough crowd. is this thing on? Can you all hear me in the back?
Pepsi or Coke: i want to live, so neither-Lately I have been drinking sparkling water like S. Pellegrino. Its got fizz just not sugar and acid and chemicals
MacDonalds or Burger King: see above
Single or Group Dates: Usually you do go on dates when you are single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who drinks this crap? Have we forgot about the water thing? Ya know what we need to survive
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what its going on.... Minds out of the gutter plz
Cappuccino or Coffee: I try and avoid lots of caffine. Still the weirdo who wants to not die
Do you Smoke: No. I cant stand the way I smell later. Im into being clean
Do you Swear: In spanish to the Mexicans in the kitchen at my night job. Its really the only Spanish they have taught me. Horray for cultural diversity and sensitivity!
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: Yes this is where I sing the most. Which isnt much
Have you Been in Love: Yes I am now. Love is always teaching me a lot about sacrifice and serving (not a joke)
Do you want to go to College: No I did 1 year and it wasnt for me. But I make better money then all my friends who did. Dont have school loans. Got to help hurting people in prisons, homeless shelters and troubled youth. And went to Europe, Australia and all over the US while they were in school. he he
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but thats a story in itself
Do you belive in yourself: NO but I believe in Christ in me, I screw stuff up when I do it on my own
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never until I went fishing on the ocean in Canada. All the Dramamine in the world didnt save me during those first couple days. Here fishey fishey fishey
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am
Are you a Health Freak: No. Just try and do the right thing most of the time
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. Just dont always see eye to eye

Do you play an Instrument: I found out the hard way only nerds and girls play the flute in Jr high school. It was my bargaining chip to play the drums the next year. Never got those drums. Nerd for nothing

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: My night job I work at a wine bistro. Take a wild guess
In the past month have you Smoked: CRack. On ly onCE or twizice
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Comeon. I was straightedge raver kid
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I hang out with Bivi practically every day. Is that a date? Im not sure anymore.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I drove around it and went to Trader Joes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos? Who comes up with these? Have you had chickpea hummas in the last ten min. Did you eat a Saltine cracker today?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: see comment above...but I do love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does pole dancing count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Thank God I haven't been. That would make me sad.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: My cat saw me in the shower yesterday. Does that count

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Bivi's heart.
Ever been Drunk: "These mashed potatoes taste like a pine tree." " Matt you ate the rosemary garnish. Dont talk so loud" "Well it tastes like crap. And I dont have to listen to you anymore. Im not your boyfriend." Sad thing was is this conversation took place at a good friends wedding with a angry ex. Could it have turned out well. Nope. It didnt.
Ever been called a Tease: Ohh I am such a tease. All the girls are like "Matt stop being such a tease" and im like " Ohhh baby its all good. Be cool"
Ever been Beaten up: You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head while im wearing these bad boys? I don't think so!
Ever Shoplifted: Candy from Mr Bulkys. Our friend worked there when I was a teen.
How do you want to Die: Not by fire, drowning or eaten by starved rats. (The mob does that last one I hear)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HOT!
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany again to see my family (also not a joke. my mom was adopted from there when she was 4 yrs old)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: They have to be big. Color is not so much a issue. I got lucky with Bivi!
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but grey, white or bald. Yikes!
Short or Long Hair: Not a dude, not a hippie
Height: At 5'7" my baby is the perfect height and with heels she isnt taller then me. It would feel weird if she was taller.
Weight: Must be able to be picked up and carried without giving me a hernia
Best Clothing Style: Sexy but not provocative I dont want every guy gaping at her thinking "yeah shes easy"
Number of Drugs I have taken: Less then most people who meet me would guess
Number of CDs I own: I had tons but I finally felt bad enough about the fact they were all stolen off the net and threw them away
Number of Piercings: Used to have my labret (below my lip) pierced a long time ago
Number of Tattoos: 3 all hidden, tastefully done and have meaning. One more and i am done
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Im happy with how my life has turned out. If thats what it took to get me here then i guess I cant regret it
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Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?Get Your Own! | View SlideshowHere are pics from my Halloween that I dressed up as Borat Get Your Own! | View SlideshowI have had some people express concerns to me about the amout of Anti-Semitism contained in my Borat side show. After reviewing it carefully with my Jewish roomate we decided that it contained just enough! myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

First off- "Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. ...Im interested in things that are interesting. Not stupid stuff....Here is one of my favorite comedians. Jim Gaffigan Jim Gaffigan - Vegeterian

Add to My Profile | More Videos ....Im always looking for something to give me a good laugh. Here is one of Billy Reed's videos

I'd like to meet:

This is what I was looking for and its exactly what I got. Yeah! I love my Biviana! If i was to describe her it would be....You already have love all around you; a stable career that you enjoy; dreams and passions that you are fulfilling. You have so much to offer: first and foremost the love of Christ, patience, humility, a generous spirit, a compassionate yet wise heart, the ability to warm the hearts of others through laughter, an absolute love for adventure, a positive yet realistic outlook on life, integrity, and the ability to be transparent to others, especially with the man you love. You attract many men because of your looks, but still have yet to find that man who cares most about the character behind the woman he sees. You have taken an inventory of your strengths and weaknesses and strive toward improving yourself. In the end, you will stop at nothing to become the woman God has designed you to be, though day to day trials may sometimes get you down. It can be difficult dating as a single woman without kids in your mid twenties to thirties, finding men who are too emotionally bogged down, or just the opposite--too flippant. You would prefer setting some roots down but only with someone emotionally healthy and stable. You are closely connected with your family, your parents lasting marriage inspires you.The ONE man who would forever change your world continues to elude you. But once found, you would fairly shortly put any fears aside, sensing "this is the wonderful companion I deserve, can love unlimitedly, and will treat with the utmost respect"

Music:

Ryan and I were introduced to Techno from a guy from Europe before anyone in Kansas besides Ryan knew what Techno was. I have not stopped loving it since. I enjoy Breaks, Drum and Bass, Disco House, Speed Garage, progessive trance and dance. Most of the day I listen to lounge music from .. radio. www.di.fm

Movies:

I loved Borat's Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan even though it was offensive and over the top. Maybe its because I do a good impresion of him, I saw Inside Man awhile back and that was pretty good. Conspiracy Theory is my favorite movie of all time. I dont hardly watch movies anymore because I HAVE NO TIME TO! All I do is work

Television:

Melissa got me hooked on Scrubs. .. .. And Family Guy is way to funny. .. ..

Books:

Most recent was Mere Christianity. A awesome and straight forward book by C. S. Lewis. Novels- I like some of Koontz books. Just finished Blue like jazz. It was eye opening and a great read.

Heroes:

Jesus . and Anyone who doesnt get their shoelace trapped in the paper shredder like I just did. I wish I could make up stuff as weird as the things that happen to me in real life. Dont ask how it happened its too complicated to explain. General idea is I sometimes put my feet up on the shredder as a footrest while Im reviewing bids in my home office. Not sure how it turned on and got caught. But i didnt realize it for about 5 min that it had happened. Sad but true.

My Blog

Inner peace

      By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

Previous blog post on feminism

I had a article on here that I had posted about a guy commenting on "New Men" the ones that are walked on and passive. It was written by a guy who is a sexist control freak. I had written a commentary...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST

Great quote

I have been reading Searching For God Knows What by Donald Miller. He also wrote Blue Like Jazz another great read. He begins the book powerfully by  describing a feeling that I think most people...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Thinker's Anonymous

Thinker's Anonymous: It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than jus...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

Kansas goggles

Something you may have observed but never been able to lay a finger on is.... Ya know all your friends back in the K,S (if you have any- or ever visit them) that when you go hang out in a bar or ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:55:00 PST

Dont take men shopping

Letter:Mrs. Fenton, our store is considering banning your family fromever shopping with us unless your husband stops his antics. Below is alist of offenses over the past few months all verified by our...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:25:00 PST

My sis posted this but its too good not to post it again

There was a certain professor of religion named Dr. Christianson, astudious man who taught at a small college in the western UnitedStates.  Dr. Christianson taught a required course in Chris...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:36:00 PST

More on bums

So I went to Safeway last night and the guy from the previous blog was sitting there. " He says "Dude, can you help me out Im hungry." I reply " Ill buy you a Cliff protein bar". I eat these all the t...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:37:00 PST

Politically incorrect

The title is my disclaimer. In this blog I will refer to the people that hound me for my hard earned money as BUMS! Not vagrant, hobo, drifter, floater, vagabond or financially challenged. First ...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

I hate moldy basil!

Ya know what just makes me mad? Produce- Fruits, vegtables etc. Ive been trying to eat healthy. On the last couple trips to the store I have bought some produce. IT GOES BAD BEFORE I EVEN GET IT HOME....
Posted by Matt on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:33:00 PST