First off- "Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
...Im interested in things that are interesting. Not stupid stuff....Here is one of my favorite comedians. Jim Gaffigan Jim Gaffigan - Vegeterian
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....Im always looking for something to give me a good laugh. Here is one of Billy Reed's videos
This is what I was looking for and its exactly what I got. Yeah! I love my Biviana! If i was to describe her it would be....You already have love all around you; a stable career that you enjoy; dreams and passions that you are fulfilling. You have so much to offer: first and foremost the love of Christ, patience, humility, a generous spirit, a compassionate yet wise heart, the ability to warm the hearts of others through laughter, an absolute love for adventure, a positive yet realistic outlook on life, integrity, and the ability to be transparent to others, especially with the man you love. You attract many men because of your looks, but still have yet to find that man who cares most about the character behind the woman he sees. You have taken an inventory of your strengths and weaknesses and strive toward improving yourself. In the end, you will stop at nothing to become the woman God has designed you to be, though day to day trials may sometimes get you down. It can be difficult dating as a single woman without kids in your mid twenties to thirties, finding men who are too emotionally bogged down, or just the opposite--too flippant. You would prefer setting some roots down but only with someone emotionally healthy and stable. You are closely connected with your family, your parents lasting marriage inspires you.The ONE man who would forever change your world continues to elude you. But once found, you would fairly shortly put any fears aside, sensing "this is the wonderful companion I deserve, can love unlimitedly, and will treat with the utmost respect"
Ryan and I were introduced to Techno from a guy from Europe before anyone in Kansas besides Ryan knew what Techno was. I have not stopped loving it since. I enjoy Breaks, Drum and Bass, Disco House, Speed Garage, progessive trance and dance. Most of the day I listen to lounge music from .. radio. www.di.fm
I loved Borat's Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan even though it was offensive and over the top. Maybe its because I do a good impresion of him, I saw Inside Man awhile back and that was pretty good. Conspiracy Theory is my favorite movie of all time. I dont hardly watch movies anymore because I HAVE NO TIME TO! All I do is work
Melissa got me hooked on Scrubs. .. .. And Family Guy is way to funny. .. ..
Most recent was Mere Christianity. A awesome and straight forward book by C. S. Lewis. Novels- I like some of Koontz books. Just finished Blue like jazz. It was eye opening and a great read.
Jesus . and Anyone who doesnt get their shoelace trapped in the paper shredder like I just did. I wish I could make up stuff as weird as the things that happen to me in real life. Dont ask how it happened its too complicated to explain. General idea is I sometimes put my feet up on the shredder as a footrest while Im reviewing bids in my home office. Not sure how it turned on and got caught. But i didnt realize it for about 5 min that it had happened. Sad but true.