football, rugby, more football, boxing, ufc, ps2, music have so much i running out of room, huge film fan which also does not help the lack of space situation!
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drinking out on the town with all my boys.
driving down country roads is always a laugh, within the speed limit of course!
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anyone who isn't a stuck up, fake, wannabe shitbag really.
Ed 'Leatherface' Gein (yes the crazyman who wore other peoples skin) to ask him a few questions, like why? and was it fun, can i have a few pointers please?!
The Wachowski Brothers (guys behind the matrix)
tyler durden, jessica rabbit! quentin tarantino, a bugatti veyron owner and last of all, jose mourihno, so i could cut him up in a slow and painful manner and maybe turn him in to a hat i could drive cross country in!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: reece
Birthday: 5.9.1983
Birthplace: reading
Current Location: just outside reading
Eye Color: blue/green/gray! they change daily
Hair Color: brown, probably bleach blonde again soon, i can act dumb and get away with it
Height: around the 6 foot mark
Right Handed or Left Handed: right right right.
Your Heritage: im a southerner through and through
The Shoes You Wore Today: i wore cat boots then my stooopidly comfy nike trainers
Your Weakness: women who give the puppy dog look to get something, if they do that i just melt and give in!
Your Fears: hospitals. id rather try and fix a broken bone myself than go near a hospital!
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq sauce chicken and pineapple, oooo hungry now
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a nice car and more tattoos, possibly becoming rich aswell.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what the f*** do you want?
Thoughts First Waking Up: im going back to sleep see you later brain.
Your Best Physical Feature: i'd have to say my eyes, but thats for every1 else to decide
Your Bedtime: whenever, i have no bedtime, its just when i get in and i feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory: not asking a girl out that i was TMD about. that was a mistake
Pepsi or Coke: coke. pepsi should thrown to the wolves so they come up with summat better
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccy d, we're all gonna die someday so it dont really matter
Single or Group Dates: single, group stuff is for after!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the hell is nestea? never drank ice tea, so how about a bit of moon dust
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream = vanilla, milkshake = chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino, loadsa milk, loadsa sugar the only way
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: too much you mother******
Do you Sing: unfortunately for anyone who hears me, yes
Do you Shower Daily: nope, cos i dont have a shower
Have you Been in Love: yes but hopefully not goona go down that road for quite some time
Do you want to go to College: wouldnt mind going back, dropped out before, didnt get on with tutors big time
Do you want to get Married: if i meet the right person
Do you belive in yourself: not all the time, depends on what i am doing
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to, not spoiled a bus or car floor for quite some time now
Do you think you are Attractive: not really no
Are you a Health Freak: definately no
Do you get along with your Parents: mum, yes, she lovely. the dad guy, well lets just all pray that his heart bust right about now
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are the greatest, the best i have seen was a mushroom cloud of the coast of singapore having a lightening storm inside( i was on the way back from the land of oz)
Do you play an Instrument: no, wouldnt mind learning to play the guitar though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes but only a little
In the past month have you Smoked: i am right now. smoke rings....yey
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope again
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i only walked through it to get somewhere else, does that count
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: god no
In the past month have you been on Stage: take a guess at the answer, got it in 1, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: haven't had anyone to begin with
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not around where i live mate. id scare off wildlife and prob get arrested knowing my luck
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just some sweets out of the pack at a mates house but i told him after, well showed him a mouth full of fizzing sweets to precise
Ever been Drunk: yes i have, loads of time
Ever been called a Tease: no i haven't, no sorry i have actually, yes
Ever been Beaten up: been hit before, not been beaten tho
Ever Shoplifted: who hasnt
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory, be loud be proud and make a hell of a lot of mess in the process
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hitman and bounty hunter either or would do
What country would you most like to Visit: not sure, prob one with loads of nice women, so whereever that is id like to do
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: lightbrown/blonde
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: same as before but not a midget, sorry.
Weight: dont really care, as long as they are not capable of eating me thats ok
Best Clothing Style: grunge/goth. as long as you stand out more than the rest
Number of Drugs I have taken: two paracetamol an hour ago
Number of CDs I own: too many, i have quite a few thousand if you include tape packs and vinyls, then thers the thousands i have on my laptop, think i will stick with the answer too many
Number of Piercings: 2 in the ear, eyebrow grew out, haven;t had it redone yet, aiming to get tongue done.
Number of Tattoos: only 1 so far, mr reaper lives on my shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not getting more piercing and tattoo when i had the money but i will rectify that soon hopefully. dropping out of college was a mistake but you live and you learn hey. not keeping in touch with as many old skool friend as i wanted to, tho the ones i am in contact with are great. everyone has regrets, so i cant be arsed to write down anymore of mine, hope you enjoyed the read and let me know if you have any thoughts.
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slipknot, dragonforce , nirvana, disturbed, tool, a perfect circle, black sabbath, mudvayne, korn, trivium , roadrunner united, machine head, fear factory, ill nino, the offspring, chimera, cradle of filth, soil, cold, rammstein , defotones, mushroomhead, the red hot chili's, soulfly,sepultura, TORTURED , ancient ascendant, metallica, pantera (floods is amazing) system of a down, rage against the machine, marilyn manson , dj's sy, hixxy, force n styles, hype, zinc, mampi swift, pendulum, twisted individual, bad company and me when i can be arsed!!the prodigy (voodoo people remix by pendulum is the greatest and their law live) aphex twin, slammin' vinyl and hardcore heaven events.
pretty much anything thats hard, heavy and has a beat, just not country and western or pop shite. they should all be shot on site or locked up and tortured severly for what they have done.DRAGONFORCE
Through the Fire and Flames
hostel (what a great film) pulp fiction , fear and loathing in las vegas, from dusk til dawn, 2 n 3 were awful! sin city , reservoir dogs, the way of the gun, scarface , godfather trilogy, natural born killers, casino, carlitto's way, narc, dawn of the dead remake, american beauty, lock stock, snatch, tears of the sun, we were soldiers, platoon , matrix trilogy , man on fire(what a film) stigmata, the forsaken, leon, fight club, desperado, dog soldiers , the crow, saw 1 n 2, terminator 1 n 2 (they never made a 3rd, it was just a rumour) die hard trilogy, bourne identity/supremacy. flight of the navigator, the goonies (do the truffle shuffle chunk) the labyrinth, the burbs, big trouble little china, freddy vs jason, the warriors, full metal jacket, swordfish , the replacement killers , panic room, ronin, the butterfly effect, 12 monkeys, beavis and butthead do america, gladiator , green street, unleashed. loads of asian films too, ong bak , tom yum goong (if you like martial art films watch those two) azumi 1 n 2, anything with chow yun fat, jet li, bruce lee. battle royale 1 n 2 (if you havnt seen those watch them!)a bittersweet life , versus
deadwood, bottom, the young ones, c.s.i, man stroke women (you can never just say i look nice, can you!?), top gear, brainiac, ultimate fighting championship (andrei orlovski baby), ufo/alien programs, forensics programs (if you watch enough of them you will learn how to commit the perfect crime and get away with it!), southpark (the movie aswell), simpsons, family guy, american dad.
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sorry, cant remember the last time i read a book, i havn't got the capacity to sit down and read, get bored to easily.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target: Nymphomaniacs
Your Kill Count: 580,183,139
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 46
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $149,505,440,153,860
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 91%
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i dont really have any heroes but the people who i admire would have to be the following:-
eric cartman, kenny mcCormik, stewe, brian and peter griffin, homer simpson, stan smith, klaus the fish, roger the alien.
andrei arlovski, chuck liddel, tony jaa.
arnie "the terminator" schwarzennegger
pepe from the muppets okay!
jigsaw.super squirrel on his days off
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sorry ladies, he taken!