Scoring the winning touchdown in the next Super Bowl.
Hamfist the Magnificent, Charles Darwin, Donna Asp, the Great Slinker, a cat named Gopi, a dog named Rufus, Treebeard, Soupy Soap Man, Christ the King, Lucy Fur, Peter Moss, Michael Dukakis, the Pope of Greenwich Village, Doug Williams, John Riggins, Pete Puma, Sarcastic Alice, Dirty Danny Havoc & the Artificial Hearts
Dirty Danny Havoc & the Artificial Hearts, Danny Havoc (solo), The Artificial Hearts minus One, DJ Danny Havoc, MC Havoc-a-Lot, The Faces, Mr. Wolfe's Cleaning Service, the Great Kat, Deer Meet, Pig Children, The Justin Perdue Group, JC & Aquaman, Creed
The Films of C. Thomas Howell, the Films of Rutger Hauer, the Films of Patrick Dempsey
Super TV Scrambled Mode, Anything for a Dollar, Soupy Soup to Nuts, Alice Doesn't Work Here Any More, the Jeffersons, anything with C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Dempsey or Rutger Hauer, The Jitterbug Twins
Hans Christian Anderson & the Magic Shoes, Poems by the Great Kat, Shrimp Boats and Sugar Town, The Soupy Soup Man Rides Again!
Billy Kilmer