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Queen Liliuokalani, II

I am here for Friends

About Me

My friends and my humans call me Lili (short for Queen Liliuokalani, II - my full name and title). I'm aka "Tuffy" "Coocharella" & "Tubbo"

I'm a three year old cat (although my age here is listed in "human years" - otherwise these myspace jokers think I'm too young to use their site). I'm whatcha might call "petite" - only nine lbs - dumb haoles always make comments like "she's so small" when the pick me up. My momma was da town 'ho - I was da runt of her litta in fall '03 - momma's human held me in escrow while my humans closed on my house, and I moved in wit dem jus befo' da holidaze back den - been here ever since, takin care of my bizness.

Most people think I'm very cute & cuddly, but actually I'm a stone cold killa when I'm prowling the yard. For Real. I'm just nice to people, cause I like to purr and mix on their chests.

For all you haoles, my proper name is pronounced: Lil-ee-ooh-kah-lah-nee

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool cats

Members of the Black Panthers

People who'll let me hang out and purr while I mix on their chest.

Also, any small to medium size rodents or birds I could torment and eat. I really dig partially incapcitating chipmunks, hauling them up in the tree next to my humans' driveway & dropping them 15-20 feet (repeatdly). This softens them up nicely, prior to my feast.

(Dogs need not apply)

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