Woodenchainz

Woodenchainz....hmmm....well, the origins of this animal are vague at best. Some say an overexposure to air rich in lead and a handfull of rediculous situations led to the creation of an exhausted,spread to thin snapcase with a penchent for chain smoking and complicated women. Some basic information however, has been uncovered. Rarely seen, this wretched creature avoids sunny days and loves the comfort of a warm bar stool over the long winter months. He nests were a period of cold persists and only moves on when all resources for the area have been depleted. His only natural predatory threat....Doctor Stonefingers, an even more maladjusted version of himself. The one good characteristic of this almost mythical beast is that when he does migrate to a new region, he leaves behind a byproduct of his stay. A composition of music previously unheard of by mankind. A new type of song MyGen Profile Generator