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About Me

Herrow... I dont know if you know.... but i am kind of a big deal around here... The movie Ray is loosely based on my, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly... The gaping hole in the Periodic Table of Elements once contained all of the elements used to create me. The government omitted these elements in future publications of the Table out of fear that rival nations could make their own Jon Monson...The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Jon Monson." Creidt: Layout made by angelikaleika
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My Interests

I have two emotions hungry and horny. If you see that I don’t have an erection go make me a sandwich

I'd like to meet:

I would really love to party with the BK king, Chuck Norris and neil patrick harris and I'd give anything for one wild night with the watsons pool girl

Music:

My life is a musical

Movies:

I don't have the attention span for movies longer that 7 1/2 minutes...

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, But other then that T.V. don’t have nearly enough violence, swearing or nudity for my liking

Books:

I don’t read books I stare them down till I get the information I want

Heroes:

Chris Pruitt and his flying Mustang with the flux capasador...