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Matt

About Me

I was born at a young age and am still alive today. I felt loved as a child until I had my ears syringed and found out my parents didnt really call me "lucker" Finding out the truth really took its toll on me and for many a year I have hid myself away from the real world... until now.The beginning of my teenage years unfortunatley did not fair any better, i was circus tall from an early age, was unnaturally intelligent and developed terrible acne. I guess my parents took pity on me when they stopped calling me "f*cker", but i gained the nicknames "spotted dick", "swatface" and "lanky larry" from my two closest friends, my only two friends.My life really took a turn for the best when the rest of my school companions caught up with me in terms of height and i discovered a miracle cure for acne.I am now extremely good looking, I think im goddamn beautiful and I'll challenge any one who says otherwise. I am possibly the cleverest person I know and even though i have a damaged past, I feel I am easy to get along with, as I never get bored of my own company, so why should anyone else?? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

As a student i like drinking and generally having a laugh, my friends call me "3 pint" as they think 3 pints get me drunk. What they dont know is I am a great actor, and specialize in acting drunk, so i can observe their behaviour around me when they think I dont know whats going on. My observations have brought me to the conclusion that i really should not call them friends as they are generally not very nice to me when im "drunk", wankers. I love walking in the mountains, enjoy the country air... when i can be arsed i love to keep fit, although i have failed to break into a run for more than 6 months now. I used to love playing guitar until i got lazy, am planning to pick it back up over the summer. Im also pretty keen on table tennis, but that seems to be another catalyst for "matt bashing", some of my friends dont think its a real sport.... which is clearly not the case.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wrote the line "sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken" as it is pure genious. Not only is it funny, it is also the truth, and has probably saved hundreds if not thousands of strange people from trying it out themselves. Go Fight Club!!!

Music:

Pretty varied, i like a bit of everything, really into the kooks at the moment, love the stereophonics, hate heavy metal or anything with screaming in it. Fall out boy and Panic at the disco rate amongst the most played in my cd collection at the moment. Greenday have got to be my favourite band... minus "warning"

Movies:

As many people will know, im shit at remembering names/titles etc, so i would love to tell you all what my favourite films are, but i can't remember the names of most of the films i have watched. I just love comedies and action films.

Television:

yes, i have one

Books:

Big fan of Andy Mcnab books, also love Patricia Cornwell and anything Crime/Murder/Military

Heroes:

I haven't really got any heroes, im so boring