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Robby Smiley

Assclowns to the left of me. Posers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with Douche.

About Me

Me gon' soon bea teecher down yonder. Whouda Thunkit?

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My Interests

LIKES: Riding my Bike (when its warm enough), Micro Brews, Punk Rock, Nature, The Pistons, The Spartans, The Red Wings, School (yes I like school), Concerts, Girls, Friends, G and Ts, T and A, Drunken Laughing, An occasional Browce (but only if he's in the House), Adult Photo Hunt, Camping, The Dunes, The Beach, Anything Michigan, Good Conversation, Animals, Positive Emotion, Music.DISLIKES: Cell Phones, Pretty much any un-necessary Technology, Bitches, Hangovers, School (yes I also hate school), Michael Bolton (no talent assclown), Fast Food, The Tony Danza Show, Cold Weather w/out Snow, Shady People, Bush (not the beer, the 85 IQ moron), Gold-Diggers (We Want Prenup!), Conservatives (only the narrow-minded ones), Street Wise Pushers (Maybe On The Way Out!), Negative Emotion, Country Music.

I'd like to meet:

You in a dark alley...sissy

Music:

Ok, so i dig punk rock like: The Broadways, Suicide Machines, Choking Victim, LOC, Lagwagon, Lawrence Arms, Fifteen, NOFX, Rancid, Misfits, Good Riddance, Strung Out, Refused, Decendants, Bad Religion, Buck-O-Nine, Slapstick, Link 80, VGS, Screeching Weasel, Queers, Propaghandi, 88 Fingers Louie, Small Brown Bike, AAA, One Man Army, Op Ivy, DropKick Murphys, Bouncing Souls, Tyrades, Snuff, Man the list goes on and on. I also like some other stuff like: Elliott Smith, The Shins, At The Drive In, Spoon, Johnny Cash, OneBeLo, Binary Star, Wu-Tang, Snoop, GZA, Nas, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Beck, Eels, The Gossip, White Stripes, Smashing Pumkins, Weezer, The Faint, Far, RadioHead, Bob Marley, Sublime, Matisyahu, The Gadjits, and I can't even think anymore...God Top five shows: 1). Bonaroo 04' (what a fucking trip), 2). Lawrence Arms first time headlining the metro (met Fat Mike, Neil from Lawrence Arms, Dennis from 88 Fingers Louie), 3). The Faint @ the Metro (I never knew how good I was at dancing before that show, yeah fuckin right.) 4). Suicide Machines in 97' (St. Andrews mother fucker, first punk rock show). 5). Eels @ St. Andrews (E is God). But God I wish I could have seen Refused.

Movies:

Waking Life, Stand By Me, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, Dumb and Dumber, The Graduate, Wayne's World (If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor he would be pralines and dick), Usual Suspects (I think I have a little Verbal Kint in me, or should I say Keyser Soze), Life Aquatic, Groundhog Day, What about Bob?, I love Bill Murray, Swingers, The Exorcist, Elf, Amelie, Fantasia, Bottle Rocket, shit man the list goes on and on and im tired of thinking.

Television:

Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sportscenter, That show on Chicago Public TV with that freaky chick dancing in her room, Springer, Sifl And Ollie, ChicaGOGO, Family Guy, The State, Flavor of Love, etc.

Books:

The one under my table keeping the legs even.

Heroes:

Steve Zissou, Rasheed Wallace, David Cross, Jeff Ott, Spud Webb, Peter North, Jesus, Juan Valdez, John Kerry, Chuck Taylor, Tim Burton, Jack Daniels, Harry Potter, Eric Cartman, Pee Wee Herman, Mr T., OJ Simpson, Big Bird, Verbal Kint, Anyone who can cure my hangover, Mr. bean, etc.