Sion

My name is Sion! yes thats right, filth like me actually has a name, doesnt it make you SICk? i know it makes me sick, just looking in a mirror, or catching my reflection in a spoon is enough to make expel my half digested stomach contents all over myself. Anyhoo, I am a child of the mountains! Effortlessly bounding from one rock to another, tree to tree, sheep to sheep. I tend not to venture out into public as I am constantly ostracised from every social group in existence, so my weekends compromise of me walking around with a McDonalds bag over my head, talking to strangers so it looks to other bystanders like i have have friends. Actually, all of the above is a lie. I don't exist. This Profile doesnt exist. That means if you've just read this, you're crazy. You're as crazy as me.