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hmmm. about me... im boring so bare with me. im a single mom (i hate that fucking expression!) i live in a dirty little south philly ghetto, basically just raising my son xavier to the best of my ability. im easy to get along with, although im not a people person to say the least. im easy going, laid back, but theres definately a storm brewing beneath the surface. im a very peaceful person (i hate drama. and somehow drama always manages to find me) but there is a lot of anger inside. i just havent let it out yet. lets see what else, im currently a cosmetology student pursuing the childhood dream of becoming a morturary cosmetologist. (to go through morturary college is expensive and time consuming... im somewhat sarcastic, when the time is right. im quite empathetic (but do not mistake this for weakness, ive learned a lot in my day) knowledge only becomes wisdom once you have experienced it and the lesson learned has been applied.
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You probably lived in Philly all your life. Good for you! Or, you lived in South Jersey but told people you were from Philly anyway, shame on you!
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Me being dramatic july15,00 a bit about the maniac
i like being a mom, its stressful but rewarding. i like to write (although ive been in a bit of a drought recently) i love movies, usually the crazier the better. once in a great blue moon i go out and party( ie drinking smoking dancing blahblah) but i did enough of that shit when i was a kid, so it doesnt seem to be a requirement for me. i am a joker/ a smoker and a midnight toker, but i dont hurt no one. i listen to a lot of music. i love to take pictures (although i must admit most of them are of my son anymore) i love the pin up era, a woman looks much sexier when a little something is left to the imagination. i like to engage in stimulating conversations. i think too much. im better at giving advice than taking my own. i also am interested in becoming more active in the organ transplant world. DONATE YOUR ORGANS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED THEM FOR? YOURE DEAD AND ROTTING. SAVE SOMEONE ELSE WHO STILL HAS A SHOT...



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my sons donor family

Music:



music to my ears...
-man there is so many different kinds of music i enjoy... lets start classic stuff: the doors, hendrix, joplin, beatles, steve miller, robert palmer, the kinks, the who, steppenwolf (especially the pusher man) early stones, richard hell and the voidods, huge ramones fan (and so is my son) i like alice in chains, sublime, im a HUGE mike patton fan, lords of acid (freak baby!)stp, stabbing westward, early offspring, nin, early manson (musnt deny my middle school spooky kid days despite however embarassing they may have been)steve miller band, floyd, the cars, i like smokey robinson, al greene, all the old r and b... i listen to some classical but i got to be in the mood (and usually when i am i prefer the harpsichord) i love bob marley peter tosh andlee scratch perry... howlin' wolf, john lee hooker, leadbellyi like some new stuff but a lot of it is crap rap: method man, xzibit, busta god theres so much more, when my brain is clearer ill put more cos that doesnt do my musical preference justice
justice

Movies:

the nightmare before christmas
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visual stimuli
JOHN WATERS is my fav, especially his early stuff, pink flamingoes, mutiple maniacs, female trouble, anything crazy and outrageous a big horror movie fan. i hate chick flicks! taxi driver was amazing and travis bickle (mr robbie d, for those of you that have never seen it) inspired me to get a mohawk! stanley kubrick was a genius. a clockwork orange was a saturday night ritual for the absolute longest time! rocky horror has been one of my favorites since the tender age of 10. quentin tarantino also has a wonderful in your face style (always award winning dialogue!) herschell gordon lewis, (blood guts and gore baby!) todd brownings freaks! was also a classic. the silent classic nosferatu was and always be stunning and amazing. easy rider (always preferred billy to captain america) silence of the lambs (hannibal lector could devoure me anyday) im a big ed norton fan (preffered him to brad pitt in fight club HANDS DOWN!) tim burton is great. im a huge johnny depp fan. an awesome actor who says fuck the mainstream success! i used to have it hot for angelina jolie, but to me shes a skanky hoebag anymore, so im not digging on her- AT ALL. bringing out the dead was awesome too. the man with the golden arm. darren aronofsky is an awesome director! IF YOU WANNA WATCH AN EFFECTIVE AND REALISTIC DRUG MOVIE WATCH REQUIEM FOR A DREAM. (to put it midly, i wasnt thinking going home and getting high after i walked outta the theatre. usually after a drug movie, especially a heroin movie i wanna go home and bang up like old times, but this movie is not your typical movie.) dead alive is a great horror movie (but dont let its director fool you, its not anything reminiscent of lotr. believe me, lotr was good, but not good enough to watch a second time. in my opinion anyhow.) last night i saw videodrome for the first time (by david cronenberg, he also did william s burrough's naked lunch) fucking whacked out movie, totally loved it!

Television:


when the idiot box is sucking my brain out...i love forensics, serial killer shows. im a big fan of house, although i missed the last season due to school. i mostly watch kids shows because the 3 yer olf seems to regin over the tv :) arrested devolopment was great. adult swim, especially the oblongs. i watch mystery diagnosis. i love kids in the hall, invader zim.i usually end up watching cartoon network and nikolodeon(i know thats not how its spelt) we watch spongebob, jimmy nuetron, fairy oddparents, ya know the deal, whatever entertains a 3 year old!
and this particular one is xavier's favorite:

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july 4th some years back

Your Birthdate: July 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.

Your strength: Your devotion

Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness

Your power color: Lilac

Your power symbol: Heart

Your power month: June

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the mortician is stick rockin'

so were stilla live. xavier is doing better. offline for awhile. love everyone :)
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

something that somewhat resembles school stuff

i gotta present this oral essay (lol) today on the nervous system. in front of the whole class. mind you, im loud (ha! understatment) but, imma be up there alone. so my nerves, ya know. all eyes on me...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

not my normal blog

normally my blogs are either one of two things. my son, or my hatred for humanity. never do i mention names. but you know what, fuck it. bob gaeta is a lousy excuse for a father, always has and always...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

Scoopin' Poop

ahhh. yes, the title is funny. the notion, hilarious. but that is my main objective as of noon today. just waiting for my son to go ahead, and um, go. i haveta get specimens for 5 different containers...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

my kinda photography...

11 days from now, i will be in the midwest. now mind you, im a city chick. i lived in the midwest on 2 separate occasions, and after 3 months, i ran so fast there was a trail of fire behind me. i look...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

wanna wallet of x?

hey everyone, whoever wants a wallet of x, go to Xavier's Suit Pics album and leave a comment for the one you want. theres not a whole lot, so if you want one, you'll haveta get one before they are go...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

the nerve of some people is sickening

im gonna do something~! anyone wanna help? this is ridiculous!NORWOOD, Pa. - April 10, 2007 - It's about as low as a bandit can go: stealing donations for a 10-year-old boy who needs a life-saving ope...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

honoring a long gone friend....

(this isnt really intended for anyone else to read) sometimes acting out our emotions helps us to move along. in honor of an old friend that died too young.   walking down a desolate street. a f...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

a.n.g.e.l.

missing you hurts like nothing else. the days go on, yet you will never come back. im just hoping that you are forever with me in my heart and i KNOW you watch over xavier. you would be so proud... i ...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

1 more day to go...

well this weekend, sucked. it had a few minutes of sanity. but for the remaining 23hrs 47mins it sucked. but the point is this: it was gonna suck, no matter what i do or where i went. i mean dont get ...
Posted by the rock n' roll mortician on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST