Guybrush

Hi y'all! As much as I loathe surveys, posting one will be a lot easier than writing something creative here -- especially when I'm "supposed" to be working. Alright, let me finish this up right quick so I can get back to sunbathing.
What's your real name? Matt aka 'thew
What's your middle name? Jimmy
How old are you? Veintitres
What color are your eyes? Brown, dark as the night itself
What's your hometown? Darby/Southwest
What's your favorite color? Green, "It's the new blue"
What's your favorite animal? To eat? If not, probably the one from the muppets
What's your favorite food? Mexican, what a mess...
What's your favorite car? A chevy, with a 5-speed stick, and maybe some blowers
What's your favorite TV show? The Wire
What's your favorite band? Megadeth or REM, depending on my mood
What's your favorite sport? Hockey!
What are some of your fears? Sharing a drink they call loneliness, and really big potholes
How many pets do you have? NEGATIVE ONE ROLLOVER ERROR
What are your pets? They're quite nice
What expression do you overuse online? "PLOS" - parents looking over shoulder
What website do you go to daily? Yahoo Mail!
Siblings? They exist
How old are your siblings? A combined age of 39, too old for you
Do you like taking surveys? No
What's your worst habit? Formerly World of Warcraft
What's your favorite song? Changes weekly
Are your parents together? Yeah, in the evening
Do you have AIM? Fo' sho'
What's your screen name? Not falling for that one again
Do you go to school? Sometimes, when cash flow permits
Which school? Devry
Do you like your school? When they're not trying to rape me
How old are you? Ni jusan
Did you realize I already asked that? Clever, FBI Interrogator in training here
What is your current annoyance? Work, though this survey is pretty high on the list
Are you talking to anyone? Only you, honey...or did you mean since birth?
Ever been in love? Sure
Are you in love now? You'd best believe it
Ever been cheated on? Your whole life's a cheat
Ever cheated on someone? Nay
Want to get married and have kids? With you? Hell no! But with the right person, definitely
How many boyfriends have you had? What the fuck?
Here are a few of the many things that I enjoy...
The Chrisbo
Kit (sans goo)
Rousing Sporting Events
Evening Constitutionals
A Good Heini
Regular Bathroom Visits