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Austin

ahhstyn7

About Me

ex junkie street-kid turned normal artist-type with no credentials...but i do have alot of fuck off built up in my system... i am amass with love and need very little, thanks to my rough upbringing... i love monkeys more than dogs and think that all people should take a bath at least once a week.... I would love nothing more than to take the world by storm, but i am only a small drizzle.....and sometimes a smaller puddle after i am done.... i like dot dot dot alot and words are my playground... i think that i may go somewhere in this life so i want everyone to come with me.... i drink alot ( enough to find a large horse some kind of peace of mind.) during the days that normal people walk around and sing songs to the sun with wild abandon.... i think that this hole of a process seems a bit strange considering i meet people in person most of the time... I LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER AND TALK TO STRANGERS... ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE IN POSSESION OF CANDY.....

My Interests

If there is a D involved and the answer is all of the above then I am in....

I'd like to meet:

Amy sedaris and of coarse her brother. People that are capable of laughing in even the toughest moments... like when it hurts...

Music:

Just shut up and be quiet.... unless you're listening to......

Movies:

I am a horrible lover unless you can serenade me with a good movie....

Television:

Fuck off I like it ....Okay! Especially ANTM and things like cartoons and crime stories.

Books:

anything by david sedaris.... i am not smart enough to read anything that is not funny in some capacity....

Heroes:

Dan Savage! He just tells it like it is. I like that in a man.