hi im david. im 22, have cool hair and i enjoy food
when i was young i would go to the top of stairs and sit on my ass and bump my ass down the stairs one at a time or lie down and slide down. I TRIED LIKE A WEEK AGO AND OWCH. yeah it hurt. my mum used to leave me in the car for like 2 hours whenever she went shopping, it was normal back in the day. i would look around and see other kids in cars and wave at them and give them the 'so your mum leaves you in the car too' look and they would give it back. i was way cool when i was young.
XBOX + Fifa '07 + Passion Pop = Good times... good times
i love vegemite, i want to have a shower that just runs like all day hot water yes long hot showers too cool, chicken noodles with heaps of cheese, my family is the coolest, my friends are aswell, pasta is like the only thing i have for dinner, i hate beer and vegetables
im also the worlds best dancer. i bring 'so you think you can dance' to a WHOLE new fuckin level man. like the people on that show are like woahh man i dont think i can dance ur the new MC Hammer of dancing man
sometimes if im really bored ill try jedi mind tricks... like ill try and will the remote control to my hand or ill try and get the vegemite to float from the fridge into my hands so i can finger it from the jar.
tenpin bowling... like for serious im pretty damn good. only thing im good at. i play for australia. for serious
so one day i go to pick up the jocks of big jocks baille. gavin says it too heavy for me i need carry help. i say shutup i carry can self by my. he watch as i fall and jocks crush me death instantly aagrghrghrhjagh then he finds me in paddock and i say watch out dogs over there i knock the dog owner house and you knocked other house oh my dog why? (i meant to say god but i just said dog then.) then we went bike ride and i got hit by car, did superman and got tricked into riding into boom bang rails all in one day. very tricky paki...
his dog.. dog... no the woman who played cricket with us. i think she was maybe semi retard. she not like me and then my person who i touch boobies not likeie gavin but we dont cares and did anyway
another time we walking and i get wet and i say why i get wet and gavin say u walk through sprinkler. then the security guard come up and say hey u wat u doos? i say better get that sprinkler checked out its got WATER coming out of it
then one day we discover raachki carmichelle motor dyke racing. we very much like lesbians, espeically lesbians on bikes with dykes. we play that and lap records tumble and raachki wants to meet us but its too late coz we found fifa and not turning back raachki you suck. watch out coz maybe u show dicks when play fifa or show balls with clothes pegs and then it gonna hurt coz u got an own goal. but definately never jumps on table and say i winner i winner coz u no win dikhead u just die in extra time and go down in the book as dicks having in the ass. best game ever. fifa 07 is good for xbox
anoithar time we play flog. liek golf but flog. because meikle was all white paki say hey u not white u from the other colour so he get pushed into water and fubudaddawutang is no white no more all black. but i have never beaten gavin at this flog, true story.
gavin copped a party popper in the iris which blinded him and he saw the light and told ghost stories and i say SHUTUP IM A SCARE OF GHOST I ONLY 15 OH MY GOD STOPP. so people scare us. then we fartbomb people house and army bomb letter box, doesnt do anything just smell and THENNNN we have the gas of fart. yes that rite fart gas from luna park and paki has the balls of king leonidis so he runs up to german man door with big dogs and yes he really does have big dogs not any other thing just dogs and then proceeds to tape gas to door and spray on full steam tape and runnnnn and he come out with dog and chases us ooooooo trent jump over fence but he is a fat and we climb tree never to come down for many hours.
one day we found beverage of dogs (oh shit i said dog instead of god again) passion pops. why we drink this? we love to it. in the bum. goon not good. nqr vodka too good. passion pop just right in the between of balls and anus. the pleasure spot likes, yes likes the pleasure spot does gavin. thats the story of denis and paki? what u do now? yes that rite u shutup
i dont like fake people... WHAT THE HELL SHUTUP. how can you be a fake person?? dick
gav throws gnomes. he was the man who figured out that garden gnomes cant fly. he should be compared to isaac newton. like the fuckin guy discovered the non-flying aspect of the garden gnome.
this boy turns gay when he gets drunk, tries to make out with people and grab balls. you must sign the guest list to play fifa on my xbox as per the constitution of denis and paki
i love taafe but he has red hair so therefore he is a dickhead and i hate him... he is so cool. his penis is triangle shaped. doit? oh yeah doit? what dose? we talks different and no one understands.
Ain't nobody gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no. I got to keep on movin'. - Jake Wyler (Not Another Teen Movie
