I spend most of my time working at the suffering pit that is RR Donnelley, the biggest printing company in the world. Since that sucks up most of my time, and sucks up my life energy, I don't do too much beside watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with my friends. Maybe, this being my interests and all, I should post some of my likes and dislikes. I like: boobs. I dislike: nipples. I'm still looking for that perfect women. I'm 6' 3'', 270, but I'm pretty easy going, except when I'm drinking. Then I'm passed out. I've got more one-liners than Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield combined (of course, they're both dead.)
I'd like to meet Kurt Cobain. We could discuss the significance of the lyric, "Aqua seafoam shame".
Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, Michelle Branch, Poe. Punks are awesome but punk music sucks. 2pac, Nas, Wu-Tang. Unfortuantely, hip-hop is going down hill. I mean seriously, how else could an illiterate mo like Fitty Cent get famous.
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks 2, A Few Good Men, Devil's Advocate, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Finding Forrester,
Football, Comedy Central, Roseanne (in syndication and on DVD), House and A&E. Nothing else is worth watching.
Any NOVELS buy Bukowski, Vonnegut and the like. Novels is capitalized in the former sentence to show my hatred for poetry, which women write to appear deep and men write to get laid. Note to all literature snobs who pay $7 for coffee in Barnes and Noble and think they're smarter than everyone else because they can quote the Ploughman's Story from the Canterbury Tales, first it takes no talent or intelligence to memorize something and vomit it up ad naseum. Second, some works by best selling authors (King, Puzo and others) have value no matter how cool and smart you feel by shitting on them. Sorry for the hostility, but pretenious music, literature and film snobs make my blood boil.
Jack Nicholson. He's like 60, you never hear about the guy getting married. He goes to a set, does tremendous work, doesn't do any press, and has been a player for his whole life. One of my other heroes is Henry Swartz. Why? I got two words for you: cock pump. Tim Gerz is also my hero. Why? because he laughed when I said," Could you please read it like a fucking human being?"