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Mrs. Gertrude Wozanski

do you want love or you want FAME

About Me

My Interests

Resident Evil, Super Smash Brothers with Kellen and K-la, Movies; being in them, watching them, writing them, MUSIC!, HIGH FASHION, Victoria Beckham, The TELEVISION, My two dogs; Sonny and Bella, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, My hair, youtube, The 1950's, NEW YORK, Ghost stories, MEMORIES, behind the scenes, Lucille Ball, POSING, primping, doing photoshoots...

Music:

for the most part i have an open mind when it comes to music. i can get into just about anything...as long as it isn't country. i dig amy winehouse, AKON, t-pain, kanye west, gorilla zoe, michael jackson, mychemical romance, marilyn manson, shiny toy guns, the spice girls, the sounds, lil wayne, panic at the disco, danny elfman, hellogoodbye, madonna, pink, gwen stefani, missy elliot...and TIMBALAND...that man's a genius!

Movies:

The Shining, The Goonies, Too Wong Foo, Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope, Star Wars Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode 6 Return of the Jedi, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, A League of Their Own, Hocus Pocus, Austin Powers Goldmember, Copycat, The Long Kiss Goodnight, 3 Women, As Good As it Gets, Freddy Vs. Jason, The Mummy Returns, Cop and a Half, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, True Lies, Little Monster, Halloween(Most of them), Rush Hour 2, Scary Movie, Shallow Hal, Hollow Man, Charlie's Angels, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Clue, Mrs. Doubtfire, La Cité des Enfants Perdus(or The City of Lost Children), Swept Away, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jurassic Park, The Royal Tenenbaums, South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Pulp Fiction, Bad Boys 1&2, Mommie Dearest, Blade 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Momma's House, Shrek, Spanglish, The Hours, Step Mom, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Transamerica, Iron Monkey, Reno 911: Miami, X-Men, X-Men 2 United, X-Men 3 The Last Stand, The Birdcage, Sex and the City, Chicago, Another Steakout, Switch, Dracula Dead and Loving It, Psycho, Moulin Rouge, Kung-Fu Hustle, Spice World, Riding in Cars with Boys, Bench Warmers, Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3, Spy Hard, Somethings Gotta Give, Dr. T and the Women, She Devil, Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Lethal Weapon 4, For Your Consideration, Baby Momma, The Forbidden Kingdom, My House in Umbria, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Notes On A Scandal

Television:

here is what i think you should tivo: DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, RENO 911, KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST, THE RICHES, HEROES, THE VENTURE BROTHERS, FAMILY GUY, PROJECT RUNWAY

Books:

Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Ball of Fire, Meet the Mertzes, Love Lucy, Pimps Ho's Playa Hatas, The Last Days of Dead Celebrities

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, the FIRST LADY of Comedy who will forever remain my biggest idol. She's a classic Legend that can never be forgotten. She broke barriers, and brought laughter into homes of millions for years to come. I admire her ability to make people laugh all the while remaining as beautiful as ever. It always annoys me whenever I see the faces of other Hollywood beauties from then, usually not including Lucille Ball. But aside from comedy, the woman possessed great beauty and an amazing fahion sense, she shouldn't only be remembered for her comedy, but as a true beauty who will forever and ever bring people all over the world necessary laughter! Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice, for teaching me the pose, inspiring confidence, and radiating fabulousity that you can't help but mimic. She is MAYJAH!"ability is of no account without oppurtunity" -Lucille Ball

My Blog

Mimi Ladee: Courtesan Extraordinaire

Mimi Ladee A prostitute/transvestite who hales from the most famous prostitution street in Paris, 'la Rue Saint-Denis'. Born into a very 'proper' family, of course her parents did...
Posted by Mrs. Gertrude Wozanski on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

The Ego

 3 Women is a 1977 film directed by Robert Altman, starring Shelley Duvall Sissy Spacek, and Janice Rule. The story came directly from a dream Altman had, which he did not ful...
Posted by Mrs. Gertrude Wozanski on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:31:00 PST

My trip to Orlando

Well, I'd just like to say that my trip to Orlando was alot of fun! I had gone with one of my best friends, Angie and her boyfriend Tyler. We left on a Sunday and got back early Wednesday, as fun as i...
Posted by Mrs. Gertrude Wozanski on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:33:00 PST

I wish I was a shape shifter

I have always thought about this since the first X-Men movie came out in 2000. How cool would it be for someone like me  to have the power to shape shift much like our friend Mystique in the X-Me...
Posted by Mrs. Gertrude Wozanski on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:50:00 PST