What do you call a dog with no legs? |
Dont matter what the hell you call em, , he aint comin' Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:20:00 PST |
The "Fd" up list. [you know ima keep adding to it] |
this girl on myspace writes me and i ask her "hey do i know you?"
girl- "I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND"
me- "you want me to drive up and down the street real quick and see if i find her?
----------------... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:30:00 PST |
Fee-breeeze |
man
you got a bottle of febreeze
spray that shit in yo pocket.
put yo hands in yo pocket. take em out. . . they smell fresh as fuck dont they?
everything you put in yo pocket. comes out smelli... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:28:00 PST |
life |
Is worth more than a coffin Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:57:00 PST |
Sometimes |
im just thankful to have 2 friggen legs and 20/20 vision
dont care about being deaf though becuz i dont give a fuck what anyone else has to say.
and im thankful im still young. seriously.
jus... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:57:00 PST |
Get it right |
A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool. Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:32:00 PST |
YOU KNOW YOUR FROM MERRITT ISLAND WHEN |
You kno u from Merritt Island when.........
1. You try to tell people where you are from, you just say Cocoa Beach.
2. The "mall" is just a bunch of shitty stores in the same building.
3. The ... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:06:00 PST |
you know you live in PALM BAY when |
The place we all love & hate.You know you're from Palm Bay when...- All there is to do besides party is the movies, bowling, the mall or the beach.- You've bought weed in the Twisty Cone parking l... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:45:00 PST |
Every one of these is TRUE. MELBOURNE BABY!! |
. You've slammed on your brakes to stop for cranes.2. You know the speed limit over Pineda should be 80.3. You're confused now...you always thought it was 80.4. You've counted more then 5 dead animals... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Passin' me by [pharcyde] |
This is mos' def one of my favorite songs.
Pharcyde- Passin' me by
Now in my younger days I used to sport a shagWhen I went to school I carried lunch in a bagWith an apple for my teache... Posted by ª ø lll .o Elijah [upstairs] on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST |