What is the fastest thing you know? |
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American,...
Posted by nelspawn on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST |
I foud out the hard way... |
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without pr...
Posted by nelspawn on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST |
1000 Marbles |
According to this some of us are already living on borrowed time, but for others, it is something worth considering. Subject: 1000 Marbles
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps...
Posted by nelspawn on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST |
The Value... |
To realizeThe value of ten years:Ask a newlyDivorced couple.To realizeThe value of four years:Ask a graduate.To realizeThe value of one year:Ask a student whoHas failed a final exam.To realizeThe val...
Posted by nelspawn on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:44:00 PST |
"26 MEN" |
Author UnknownA missionary on furlough told this story whilevisiting his home church."While serving at a small field hospital in Africa,every two weeks I traveled by bicycle through thejungle to a ne...
Posted by nelspawn on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Parang kayo, pero hinde... |
It's funny how things happen. I got this E-mail long ago and have erased it after loosing the person I forwarded it to. I've always wished to share this E-mail to everyone but Couldnt get my ha...
Posted by nelspawn on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST |
When Girls don't put out... |
Body: WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT:When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and wo...
Posted by nelspawn on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST |
A message to all... |
It shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemiestrythis year, they will not succeed. You have been destined to make itand you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the...
Posted by nelspawn on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Work or play? =) |
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the Bible, the prie...
Posted by nelspawn on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST |
The right person |
THE RIGHT PERSON?During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said,"How do I know if I married the right person?"I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said,...
Posted by nelspawn on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:50:00 PST |
