My name is Keith
Many people think I'm an asshole. I don't beat around the bush much. I will tell you exactly what I think at any given moment..... good or bad. I will never win a popularity contest for this reason, but it keeps me surrounded with some truly amazing individuals.
I am a fairly happy person.
I don't worry about trivial issues.
I tend to see the glass as half full.
True pessimism annoys me.
I have a few very close friends that mean the world to me.
I memorize song lyrics yet I often forget my own.
I do not fit in nor do I try to.
I despise trends.
I am an aggressive pacifist, proselytizing humanist, and militant realist.
"I've never feared consequences. I hate regrets more than apologies." - NOFX
I am in a band called the 12:00 Flashers. You can listen to our "music" by clicking on the band link on my top friends list.
To all bands, musicians, and people in general that take themselves too seriously. You're not that cool..... get over it.
I paid off the folks that graded the test......
P.S. Fuck You
Some of my favorite quotes.....
What's that? Oh, so now you say that life sucks? Well, 99% of life is what you make of it..... so if your life sucks, YOU suck.
Suicidal Tendencies,
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over
Hunter S. Thompson
But don't expect to find me with a note left to be read.
Pistol in my hand and a bullet in my head.
Because this census indicates, and this atlas has related, three billion humans I haven't irritated.
I've got a lot of work to do.
Three billion people. That's 3 billion snotty fuck you's.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you!
Propagandhi
I think the thing I find most telling about Christianity is its only after many of these people have painted themselves into irrevocable moral corners- then and only then do they turn their life over to Christ. Nobody goes to Christ on prom night- its only when they've fucked it up so horribly that nobody down here'll talk to them anymore.
Dennis Miller
And yes, I recognize the irony that the very system I oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. But that's exactly why privileged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream- until everyone has everything they need.
Propagandhi
We didn't have fancy Sony Playstation video games or High-Resolution 3d graphics............We had the Atari 2600...... with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids...... and the graphics sucked ass. Your "guy" was a little square. You had to use your imagination. There were no multiple levels. It was just one screen...... forever....... and you could never win. It just kept getting harder and faster until you died...... just like life.
Ernest Cline
Maybe you're a lot like me- identified for 14 years without a choice. Terrified the morning you woke up and realized that if and when you jump ship, you either swim for shore or drown. Don't let the fuckers drag you down.
Propaghandi
