Efficiency. Im fucking haute as shit, bitch. Heavy-petting and gun-play. Cornflower-blue oxfords tucked into khaki-Dockers.Exactly.
A heart of gold, beneath a bit of a sass-mouth.
Regrettably far behind in preparation of two-man show in early spring, so anyone with a generous disposition and access to Ritalin, please notify me ............................................................
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......Please do not even think about messaging me unless you have an already well-established eating-disorder. Must be down on your luck, with a deflated sense of self-worth, because I really cant exhaust the time to wear you down myself. If you are not in adamant favor of AquaTeen HungerForce, then I rather not make your acquaintance. I prefer brunettes, though greatly enjoy the company of blondes, while still reserving a special place in my heart for redheads. Most of this is of course in jest, however, if you take offense to any of my humor, and/or do not find it funny.... then either I am retarded, or you can go fuck yourself.
Though my interests are fairly off-beat, music plays an instrumental role in my life. Glam-rock owns my heart. Im a middle-class white kid from suburbia.... of course I listen to hip-hop. Europe-The Final Countdown. Shadow. Scott Herren.(Prefuse 73. Savath & Savalas. Delarosa & Asora) Anticon.(Sole. Alias. Dose-one. Dosh) DefJux. (El-p. Aesop. Lif. RJD2. Can Ox) Rhymesayers. Slug. (Atmosphere. Eyedea & Abilities) Boom Bip. Daedelus. Heiruspecs. Sage Francis. At The Drive-in. Mars Volta. I own every Beatles, Zep, Floyd, Neil Young, Bowie and Stones album. Van Halen is my motherfuckin jam. Till there was rock, you only had God.
P.T. Anderson. Wes Anderson. Christopher Guest. Broken Lizard. LockStock. Sexy Beast. American Psycho. Dogtown & Z boys. Andrew Blake.
Full Frontal Fashion all day long. Aqua Teen. The Family Guy. SwimLab. Adult Swim. Ali G. Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, the Places You'll Go
Jeff Koons. Bowie. Terry Richardson. Richard Kern. Rankin. Master Shake.
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