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Michael

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About Me

I'm irresponsible, laid back, antisocial. I'm a slob, I procrastinate, and I love sandwiches. I never have plan, probably because I don't have a goal. I'd rather sit around but my back is killing me.I'm an impulse buyer on a small budget. Baseball is the greatest sport ever invented. God doesn't exist and I don't have to prove that he does. I can prove why you're ignorant if you have faith. I'm emotional, but I'd rather be a vulcan. Fishing is for the birds. I'd love to ride a harley, but I'd most likely kill myself (I'd be late on every payment anyway). Sudoku is the shit. As I grow older I grow increasingly apathetic, right where they want me; now all I need is my arthritis and back pain medicine and I'll be allright. I'm shy. I can't wait for dimentia. GOD DAMNIT, BRANDON INGE IS THE BEST THIRD BASEMAN IN THE MLB!!!! Sushi is wonderful. I tend to overeat. I actually believe that some human biengs have "powers". George W. Bush Is the worst fucking thing that has happened to America. I'd rather have Bin Laden, at least he won't lie to your face. To everyone that voted for that pile of dung I hope you're happy now... KEITH OLBERMAN IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE MEDIA WITH A SACK!!! THROW DOWN THE KING!!! By the way Bill O'Riely is a treasonous liar.
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My Interests

Playing bass guitar, Art, Fine wines, Poetry, Philosophy,sitting in the sun, drinking too much cheap beer, figuring out the problems of the world and being determined to do nothing about it.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a girl that isn't crazy. A girl who is beautiful enough to attract me and doesn't know it, but secure enough to know that I'm hitting on her. I want one that is down to earth and a little aloof. A girl that loves sex and knows how she likes it. That isn't too much to ask is it?
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Music:

Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, 2 Pac. I like jazz. I like blues. G. Love and Donavon Frankenreiter And the most beautiful woman in the world, my future wife, Sandi Thom
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Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Boondock Saints, Amistad, What dreams may come, 2Pac's Resurrection, Napoleon Dynamite


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Television:

Anything on the History channel, PBS, Discovery Channel (I'm sorry I don't have a lot of time for TV

Books:

Six Great Ideas, Narcissus and Goldmund, 1984, Animal Farm, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hobbit, Why I am not a Christian, The Mind of God, Guns, Germs & Steel

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My Blog

A random thought for 5-27-07

It was awful. It was beautiful. It was full of sorrow and celebration. It was surreal; yet truth reached out it's fist and punched you square in the nose, causing your heart to fall, your eyes to gush...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

Obama '08

I am announcing my support for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama D-Sen. from Illinois. In his must read book "The Audacity of Hope" he explains the intricacies of politics, the workings of W...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Unhealthy?

Have you ever been in a relationship that just isn't quite healthy? I am currently involved with a woman; we have a great time together, she makes me laugh and she turns me on, but there is something ...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:01:00 PST

I am sick

It is december and I have a problem. I am an impulse buyer, I can't help it. I went to the book store today I was really just going there to chill, waste some time and get out of the house. I bought t...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

I think I have found the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with!!!

I am in love. Her name is Sandi, she is beautiful, sexy, and she has the voice of a siren. It is strange how things like this sneak up on you, when you're not looking-bam! slapped right across th...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

mondays

I love mondays. The rest of you with "normal" jobs; sure you get to enjoy college football, the NFL, and family guy, but that's what they made DVR for. I can't think of anything better than going to t...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

costume

Another beautiful day, I take back everything I said about October. Hallo-weekend has been sweet, I have to say Teddy and Lulu win my unofficial and unanounced costume contest. Wilford and Betty were ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

Sun

Holy crap what a beautiful day. Savour it kids, it could be the last one for a long time. I actually cleaned out my car today. My trunk is somehow leaking, everything in it was soaking wet. ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

George Bush!!!

I wrote this December 2k4 It's a rap; think military march.     An open letter to the King   Mothers & brothers & sisters & dads for the price of a barrel you've put a pric...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

Poetry

I have a journal that is almost ten years old, in ti there is poetry, "deep thoughts", and little messages to myself (sounds like a journal eh). I thought I'd share.   Untitled Circa '99   ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST