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DJ hOmEwReCkEr

"BOATS AND HOES.. BOATS AND HOES"

About Me

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE HARD BUFFALO BILLS FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE HARD NEW YORK YANKEE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DI E HARD BUFFALO SABRES FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you didnt think id leave out the BISONS...aim XXalcapone1426xx============================================ ============When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290) Snow tires come standard on your car. You can identify an "Alden" accent. You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend. "Down south" means Gowanda You bake with "soda" and drink "pop". Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions. You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza. You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd. You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis. You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions. You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley. Not only do you know what it is..but you look forward to "Dingus Day" You never put your winter jacket away for the summer. You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is. You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right. You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round. You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew. The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus. You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food. The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water. When you stop and ask for directions..you expect to get them. You give directions.... by saying "turn left" or "at the first light" - instead of "head north" or "go east". You don't think Canada is to the north ..you know it's to the West. You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round. You have a favorite Greek restaurant. When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?" You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politician You can compute a wind chill "factor" You eat Orange Chocolate. You can go to Allentown, Kaisertown..but you can't go Uptown. You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to Hear IT! You know the difference between Imported and Real Canadian Beer. You thinks of Football, not "mail" when some mentions "bills". It doesn't faze you that there is no "East Seneca", "West Aurora" or "South Tonawanda" You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - Unless you had out of town company! When in another city - you threaten the chef with "false advertising" after trying something called "Buffalo Wings". You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake". You immediatley change the channel - when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...". The winter carnival gets rained out. You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" -no matter what the signs say. You define summer as three months of bed sledding. Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish. You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors. You know what Vernor's is! "Gridlock" means driving home from a football game. You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ" . "Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights. You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.================================================== ====== ************************************************yeah, i'll drink you under the table then make out with ur girlfreind afterwards........haha just kidding.........but seriously i will.................. I call them chicken wings. I drink Labatt Blue. Jack Kemp is a quarterback not a VP candidate. I eat Mighty Taco not Taco Bell. Its snow, I don't freak out the second I see white flakes. Ted's Hot Dogs, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Bison Chip Dip and Chiavetta's Chicken. I call it pop, not soda. Its a sucker-not a lollipop. 4am is an early night out. One word- Chippewa. I need a fake ID at 15, but I don't need one at 19. I lived through Wide Right, The Forward Pass, No Goal. I live in the 2nd largest city in NY. I AM FROM BUFFALO!!!***********************************************0"
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My Interests

im interested in women....and i like movies...video games...lots of em..music...NAUGHTY..for those who know what it is....and i love comedy..and stand up comedy..SEINFELD...DANE COOK...MITCH HEDBERG

I'd like to meet:

hmm...well id like to meet Al Capone and John Gotti....who wouldnt...and Adolf Hitler because he dances to 99 red ballons hahaha thats for peaches..and of course DANE COOK!!!!!! "I love justice...and i love files...and when the two come together..i could blow a justicy load"..and the late great MITCH HEDBERG.R.I.P.

Music:

wellll...of course The Notorious B.I.G.......WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG...SNOOOOOOOOOOOOP.....Dip Dip Set Set....anyone from NY...because the dirty south is Doo Doo....and of couse The Boss Hog Outlawz..Slim Thugg.........then,....we gotta go House...Ferry Corsten...Tiesto...Groove Coverage...Joe Drust..Mark Oliver....for those who dont know its not all called TECHNOOOO

Movies:

Well..here we gotta go Comedy...to Gangsta...just about anything with Will Farrel except elf ...elf sucked..Revenge of the Nerds is one of the best...along with Clerks..Goodfellas, Casino...and u cant forget Scarface

Television:

SEINFELD

Books:

**Anonymous**for some reason i just didnt think i would be good enough for u XxaLcApOnE1426xX: why do u say that? **Anonymous**: i dno.. cuz ur billy and ur older and ur billy.. oh and did i forget to mention ur billy?

Heroes:

Al Capone...yes its a little wierd but still....hence my aim sn..is xxalcapone1426xxYour Birthdate: July 5 You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others. Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy. Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas. Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.Your strength: Your superhuman brainpowerYour weakness: Your susceptibility to boredomYour power color: TangerineYour power symbol: AceYour power month: May

My Blog

Being a Buffalo Sports Fan.

There is one thing all of us can agree on; Buffalo Sports fans are the Greatest around.  No one matches up to the spirit and loyalty that we have for our beloved teams.  Looking back on the ...
Posted by Billy on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:55:00 PST