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Robyne

Good Times.

About Me

I'm a very colorful, funny, adorable dork. I'm a bit of a bitch, but I'm rational and pretty logical for a girl. I am vulgar and sometimes rude. I am boisterous, especially when I'm drunk. Above all, I'm a genuinely good person, and I'm a lot of fun. Plus I'm really cute.55%

My Interests

Gardening, ART in all forms, MUSIC, movies, horror, Halloween, animals (especially the ones that live with me), kids, and all the other stuff that makes me smile.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't take themselves too seriously. People who dance to the beat of their own drum. Self-confident fat chicks. Strong women. Men who aren't afraid to show their sensitivity. Anyone who wants to spend some time with me.

Music:

First thing everyone needs to know: I love DAVID BOWIE above all other musicians. That said, I'm open to a lot of different music. My tastes are rather eclectic. I just want music that makes me feel and think. It doesn't matter what genre it's in. The only stuff I usually don't like is Pop, Christian, Country (except for *old* country), and Tejano. I find that's where most of the mediocrity lies.

Movies:

I love all types of good movies . . . I'm a bit of a movie buff. But I especially love HORROR, particularly zombie movies! Brunch of the Dead!!

Television:

I don't watch Television. You'll notice I said "television" and not "TV". That's because "TV" is a nickname, and nicknames are reserved for friends, and television is no friend of mine! (Oh, and I love Adult Swim.)

Books:

I don't read as often as I think I should, but I do enjoy it. I like novels. My favorites so far are: Confederacy of Dunces, Fight Club, Catch-22, 1984, and Pope of Greenwich Village. And I've been really into Bukowski here recently.

Heroes:

Frank Zappa and all those who fight for free speech around the world, Jimmy Carter, Lloyd Kaufman, Tom Savini, Bill Moseley (because he's such a darn nice guy), and Myself (for always looking out for me). img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/goddess_robyne/f reddyforpresident.jpg" border="0"

My Blog

Saying Goodbye to Pets

Recently, I have found a new home for my lizard Jim, after caring for him for more than a year. The decision to rehome him was difficult, but I feel confident that I found a wonderful new mom for him...
Posted by Robyne on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:18:00 PST

It was indeed a Happy Birthday!

This past Saturday (Aug. 4) was my birthday.  When your birthday falls on a weekend day, that means it's your birthday WEEKEND.  Those are awesome.  And this was the best birthday weeke...
Posted by Robyne on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Irresponsible Pet Owners

..> Everyone pretty much knows why Jeremy and I stopped talking, I think.  If you've talked to me about it, you've heard my side presented in the most objective, logical way I was able. ...
Posted by Robyne on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

Dramatic Adjustments

Tamara and I rekindled our friendship, much to my delight.  And now she and her beautiful 2-year-old daughter Zoey have come to live with me.  Funny how fast things develop sometimes.  ...
Posted by Robyne on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:59:00 PST

Life is changing again . . . oh boy.

I lost two friends recently.  One was my fault and I regret it, the other doesn't really matter at all.  Jeremy's the one that doesn't matter.  Tamara is the one I miss. Jeremy and I ha...
Posted by Robyne on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

What makes a Bitch?

People accuse me of being a "bitch" quite often.  This term is used derrogatorily.  So the question is, what does it mean to be a bitch? The word "bitch" applied to women means som...
Posted by Robyne on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

It's getting okay now.

2006 has been a real trial.  Some pretty awful things happened this year, a couple of which go on the list of worst things ever to happen in my life.  Bad times.  I think it was a bad y...
Posted by Robyne on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

The Point

I wrote this just now, with someone in particular in mind.  I don't think it would be in anyone's best interest to mention who that is, though.  But, I bet some people already know.   L...
Posted by Robyne on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:53:00 PST

Problems and Enlightenment

The beauty in Life is flawlessThe comprehension is flawedThere's difficulty in being By expression of thought, extraction of feelingWe can reach that state of blissJust move, just rest Where is that e...
Posted by Robyne on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Lyrics

No, I didn't write this (but if you know it, you knew that).  But, I may as well have, because these thoughts are constantly in my head.  311 took these thoughts and put them to music.&...
Posted by Robyne on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST