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JON Q

DON'T ADJUST YOUR MIND: IT IS REALITY THAT IS MALFUNCTIONING

About Me

..Create or get your
very own

My Interests

video games, music, eyeball booger pickin, and tryin to find out which clothes I can wear one more time before I have to wash them....

I'd like to meet:

who keeps puttin the beans in my shoes..........and the person who empties the wishin well..

Music:

Letz hear what you got...

Movies:

blazing saddles, friday, halfbaked, the omen, spaceballs, history of the world, trick or treat, evil dead,

Television:



Books:

H.P. Lovecraft one of my favs, Robert A Wilson, Morgan Llywelyn

Heroes:

my kids, cuz they show me how simple life really should be

My Blog

Don’t get bored...

Or you'll end up filling out one of these fucking things.Take this survey1. Where did your last kiss take place?on the face of the opposite sex2. Who knows a secret or two about you?Rosie Palm and her...
Posted by JON Q on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

Hmmmmmm...

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? (pics) DonatelloYou've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Mr. Fixit'. You're also considered the mo...
Posted by JON Q on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Anymore life seems to be a ride, in the mind of a jacked-up novelist on LSD, at the speed of a sloth. The view never changing, only consuming something to enhance what is already there. I was once tol...
Posted by JON Q on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST

LMAO!!!!!

Comics Unleashed Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by JON Q on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Jokes

First, one of my most favorite jokes of all time.Bear and rabbit sitting side by side in the woods taking a shit. Bear looks at the rabbit and asks "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur...
Posted by JON Q on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

Have No Idea, Was Sent To Me......

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented?2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes?3. Why do we say s...
Posted by JON Q on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

Soulution? Maybe, Maybe not.......

Someone's solution to save gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less...
Posted by JON Q on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Dear President

Dear President Bush:The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: "Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be accordi...
Posted by JON Q on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST

Words To Think About

Gene Simmons' world view: Nascar, Ethanol and the Stone Age.Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by JON Q on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

Turn Your Head And Cough

A folktale found from Russia across Europe to Ireland, in which a young girl on a errand of mercy meets a cannibal in the woods. The monster sets her three riddles, and when she solves them, instead o...
Posted by JON Q on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST