I'm pretty sure I'm just not a good person.
I'm not very solid, I lie a lot, I exaggerate when it's completely unnecessary, I think anything involving jesus is hilarious, I leave empty cans of Mountain Dew all over my home, I sleep a lot, I sell gasoline (and other fossil fuels..), Cake is my favorite band, I have a beard, I have trouble hearing, I eat meat, I use the internet to learn all sorts of things I've always sort of wondered (example: what the hell is scientology? "The word Scientology literally means "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "scio" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "logos" meaning "study of." That's right... it, the church of scientology, has a web site.), I have a very bad sense of humor that just seems to piss everyone off. I make people angry. Instead of trying to NOT make them angry, I try to convince them to stop being so angry...
But, that's just me. It happens. I don't make a conscious effort to be so irritating. It, just, happens... In short, don't worry about it. It's not worth being so angry
Laugh dammit.
