Dylan Nirvana's new record ANNE BOLEYN is now available IN STORES and online. The record paints the story of Anne Boleyn through the eyes her almoner Lord Grey and various letters. Queen for 1000 days until her untimely and brutal beheading in 1536, Boleyn was arguably the most singular voice of Reason in the birth of a falcon age.
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"Oh my Gawd. When me and my girlfriends showed up, like at this stupid little club in the like, East Village, I mean groaty, it was like, called OTTOS SHRUNKED SKULL or some shit, and diiiiiiissssguuuustiiiing. There were all these like, biker FREAKS there and METAL PEOPLE! OMG! You couldn't tell who was HOMELESS and like, who WORKED THERE. I mean, I am never, NEVER going to the Viiiiilllage again. But whatever, this hot guy right asked me to come see his band, and it was stupid and I just about BARFED. I'm like, these homeless guys in this band don't even know Brittney. They probably don't even care what she's been going through or even if they did, they wouldn't understand it. I got like smashed anyway, and starting yelling at them. JT! Play some JT! OMG they were so loud and stupid, so I like took the lead singer of this other band into the womans bathroom, right, he was HUGE. Then I like left my purse with all my shit in like, some cubicle and the bastards stole it!"This show is not recommended for everybody...
The new record, Anne Bolelyn is NOW AVAILABLE IN STORES and on iTunes and CD Baby !
Punk-ass singer-songwriter-guitarist Dylan Nirvana is the lezbo-nun messiah in the gee-mom-am-I-trying-too-hard, angst-a-thon church of alternative music. His sand-blasted apocalyptic vocals are pith-viper attacked by suicidal guitar in songs that don't suck, have lyrics that are cool, and hook without hate.
His songs have aired on college radio in the New York City area, Buffalo, and oddly, in Colorado. Originally playing the ding-repair clinics in surfer Florida's St. Augustine, now his shows in Manhattan, according to one rabid concert-goer, "have always started calm, gotten a little faster, slowed down again, and then really got faster again."
While it is true that Mr. Nirvana's performances are well attended by New York's intellectual elite, they have become overrun by tit-goths, and over-sexed feel-good coffee bar dropouts. "ve vere trying to keep our seats und mind our own businesses, ven all dese misclad teenagers in bondage pants started de pushing und de shoving und de pushing und de shoving," says one Hans van der Griff, professor of neuro-astrophysics at Yale University. "all my colleagues und I drove in de Volvo in de cramped conditions, just to be mistreated by these feral dogs of de underbelly of our culture."
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