karate, ballet and threats to kick my ass |
Scene: outside Pops bar last night. Drunk bro-ish dude with his baseball cap askew walks out while Im having a smoke.Drunk Dude: -Hey, dojyounoookarawteeMe: -What?-I said, dojyounoookarawtee-I have no...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Really, I love people |
scene: white dude walks into my cafe, dressed as a latino gangsta from LA, blue bandana and all dude: so, you got some matches i could buy? me: no, this is a cafe. we sell food stuff here dude: so...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST |
I know I'm an asshole, but.... |
After working in the food industry long enough, there are few impulses that I have been able to successfully repress. Such as my utter inability at hiding my contempt for people who order esspresso dr...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST |
Man Love |
It's the new blazer and jeans. Get into it.
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:17:00 PST |
rough and tumble |
i have been going through some rough times lately, so last night, i decided to blow off some steam the best way i know how: whiskey and awkward self depricating humor. anyway, this morning i rolled of...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:17:00 PST |
epiphany |
so, i was talking to my dad a little bit ago, about life, relationships, personal philosophy and what songs we want played at our funerals (for the record: he wants janis joplin's "mercedes benz" and ...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:29:00 PST |
scabs and scars |
when i was 15, i was carrying an guitar amp up some stairs when i slipped on one of the stairs, smashing my shin into the corner of the one in front of me. it hit right on the bone and on top of hurti...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:55:00 PST |
highlights of the human race |
at my job at the hostel, the cafe overlooks the back patio. the back patio has a wooden wall/fence type thing with a door, on which is a three foot by three foot white sign. in four inch, ...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:14:00 PST |
holy crap |
what the fuck happened? last thing i remember, it was wed and now my ass hurts, i have a scab on my nose, and a hangover.
so, meggo, amity and i met up with zane and the bronx kids at the venue, a...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tired |
its about, what, 3:30 in the morning and im still up, waiting for zane to call. he was coming from somewhere, and called at 12 to say that he was a few hours away, so i have been killing time on the ...
Posted by ian.jpg {trouble25} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
