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The Godmother

Reuse, Reduce, Recycle!

About Me

Remember the little friend on Pete & Pete whose arm was always in a cast?

My Interests

down with money and girl-on-girl hate, up with makeup, garbage, healthy food, dancing, the great outdoors, genuine enthusiasm, being a good listener, knowing each other by smell, riding my bike, roller derby, doing it yourself, loud music, Hangover Day, being vegan, fun, making faces with Jess, halloween, making big deals out of small deals, the violin.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Crucial Taunt, Frozen Embryos, The Lone Rangers, Crutchy LaRue, NEON VOMIT , Boney M, The Knife, Elastica, Plastic Little, Nirvana, Kraftwerk, Talking Heads, Blatz, Type o Negative, Kill The Man Who Questions, Just about anything from the 80s, girl-fronted, or with 808 beats, the B-52s, Adult., T.S.O.L., Whodini, Salt n Pepa, TLC, Mindflayer, Conflict, Limp Wrist, Mahi Mahi, Midnight Creeps, Municipal Waste, Gravy Train!!!!, 69 Boyz, Khia, The Faint, Gang Green, Mount Sims, Beach Boys, L'Trimm, Blowfly, Leftover Crack, Extended dance remixes, Anything played on violin (especially NV songs)

Movies:

Wayne's World, Serial Mom, YouTube videos of myself

Television:

is for cunts, cunt.

Books:

livejournal, plays (for the stage or for roller derby), the girl scout handbook.

Heroes:

(Rayanne Graff, Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus, and the blue lady from Beetlejuice not shown)

My Blog

Double nostalgia. Me back in the day, writing about how it was back in the day.

The Rink. i wrote this to someone 3 years ago when i first joined roller derby and was only thinking about that.yeah man, we'd get our parents to drive us there every weekend, EVERY fucking weekend! m...
Posted by The Godmother on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

rain sticks...

are so cool! They sound relaxing and, i know i'm trying to get rid of all my stuff and all, but i want to one! Not a giant one though. Those are really more of a limb than a stick. But any rain s...
Posted by The Godmother on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST

To My Girls GettingCatcalled, And To My Boys Sick of Hearing About Their Friends Getting Dissed

I walked around the city all Wednesday waiting for my dad to get out of work so we could grab some food and go see Kraftwerk. Getting catcalled is to be expected, and for years i've had a store of nas...
Posted by The Godmother on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to fix a cell phone

My cell phone is a Motorola v60i from 3 years ago. The phone itself is fine, like the buttons and screen, but the charger is total bullshit. Motorola makes them badly on purpose and new ones cost $30,...
Posted by The Godmother on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

A morning in the life

So just now i was listening to "Look Back at it" by Khia and tapping on my boob to the beat. Tapping along on my boob is sweet cause it taps back but suddenly i was like, "Crap what's this lump or som...
Posted by The Godmother on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:29:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

(this is the kind of crap i write in my notebook when i don't feel like taking notes for class.) i'm in the Sculpture department here at school. we're a very cool bunch of people; even though it's ...
Posted by The Godmother on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST