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Yes this is Clarisse

Snootchie bootchies!!!

About Me

how could i know
that everything you said
were lies about devotion and desire
and know the spark
inside your eyes is just a match
i used to set myself on fire
i know i'm young
but if i had to choose her or the sun
i'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
she's got a smile that would make the most senile
annoying old man bite his tongue
(i'm not done)
she's got eyes comparable to sunrise
and it doesn't stop there
(man i swear)
she's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
and now she's even got her own song
(but movin' on)
she's got the cutest laugh i ever heard
and we can be on the phone for three hours
(not sayin' one word)
l e t ' s g e t f u c k e d u p a n d d i e
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CLARISSE :: has a name that's supposed to mean 'clear'// ...dubyoo tee eff// is such a nonconformist that she will conform exclamation point// has the emotional stability of a bowling pin// is strangely drawn to raw fish// constantly likes getting her strings pulled// is a one-girl karaoke bar// is Wal-mart's live-in girlfriend// makes waffles look good// is a flippin symphomaniac// is an open LimeWire moochling// says so long ^AstOrIA^// is musically addicted, not musically inclined// has underwent mIRC rehab// is a wit lash if you ever met one// is THE green mnm// yes, the vote is UNAN1MOUS// has the katharine mcpheever// believes frozen food sections are cozy// is a deep sea cell phone diver// is a proud LJ iconeer// is a browncoat extraordinaire// knows the most effective formula to bag groceries// secretly desires to be a tv translator// knows where the line Peach... I could eat a peach for days... came from// created the world renowned "..." and ".." Theory// supports the MRT, holding out till marriage, rock, maxima julienne lindy arce, the E-heads, OFW's and piracy// sees the value in mc d's double cheeseburgers// the philippines' 1st official ragnarok .. drop-out// foundress of the exclusive and effusive SRNDPTI// wishes she could be a real live yogie// is the A.S.'s token hot female secretary// loops the pa-looper// pwns the bathtub// was the iv6 cramps girl// wields a giant mace// was a trilobite expert-for-a-day// is very D|squ|et// belongs to the Diyosas ng Sawing Pag-ibig// is an aspiring astronomer// practices mind-reading and shrinkerating illegally// headed the notorious g10 '04 for a month// is a Tim Burtonist// is anti-Olsen twins// is gokiburiphobic// broke a female record for carwrecking// dispromotes the movie "Girl with the Pearl Earring" starring Scarlet Johannson// dispromotes Scarlet Johannson in general// uuummm beavers and ducks// is pretty when she's quiet. therein lies the problem.

My Interests

MUSIC chat, *BLEEEEEEEP*, uhm, sleeping, pizza... movies, tv,,, d friggin usual

THE SURVEY EVERYONE ENDS UP TAKING
Name: clarisse
Birthday: 062787
Birthplace: manila
Current Location: webster
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark dark dark brown that looks black
Height: 5"3
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightie
Your Heritage: filipina
The Shoes You Wore Today: shiny orange flipflops
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: cockroaches
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom sausage and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: uh, become a longhorn and get an internship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tie b/w lmfao and shnapple
Thoughts First Waking Up: "fcuk, why didn't i do that shit LAST NIGHT?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: all flikkin day
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't know but i bet it was very "awwwww"-able
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi sux0rZ
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's
Single or Group Dates: depends on who the group date is with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton by a landslide
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla it's the finest of the flavors
Cappuccino or Coffee: YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Do you Smoke: not just no but hell no
Do you Swear: hahahahahahahahahah
Do you Sing: one word: bathtub
Do you Shower Daily: wtf kinda question is this...
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: in it
Do you want to get Married: errr not tomorrow
Do you belive in yourself: hah barely
Do you get Motion Sickness: a bit
Do you think you are Attractive: hahahahahah no comment
Are you a Health Freak: i don't even have a doctor
Do you get along with your Parents: i do what i need to do
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: nope but i whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahah never a day goes by i'm playin,,, but yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: golly, we've been over this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: okay, you're pissin me off, survey
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah... but's it's been too long
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope. but hey, it's only the 3rd
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope. but i will today, actually
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah. i stepped on it for about 10 minutes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope. i do the dumping, babe
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's too flikkin cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not this month, no... oh wait. there were those jolly rancher candies. kay, so yes
Ever been Drunk: quite
Ever been called a Tease: once. and he thought i didn't hear him, the idiot
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: hahahahahahah... maybe... kinda sorta...
How do you want to Die: in a non-stupid and non-prolonged way [not while doing laundry and not die slowly]
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a hippo! i wanna be an advertising agent
What country would you most like to Visit: fcuk. just one? japan, then
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short please
Height: taller than me. damn straight
Weight: less than 300
Best Clothing Style: you gotta have good pants. i have a pants fettish
Number of Drugs I have taken: way too much... prescription drugs of course
Number of CDs I own: hahahahah wayyyyy too much as well
Number of Piercings: earlobes
Number of Tattoos: augh i want one so bad
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nada

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I'd like to meet:

meet? please. people are overrated.

It's a frikkin [B O X]!!!
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Music:

alternative heartbreak Ü

Movies:

augh... not in the mood to enumerate...

Television:

see above...

Books:

haha... ur kidding me...

Heroes:

heroes? hmmn... Macli-ing Dulag

My Blog

myspace layouts = PDA and such

i just want the world to know that i openly appreciate my boyfriend's sweetness on his new myspace layout. i feel the same way, yet despite the years and years of communication studies and training, i...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

the answer to life is lol

yes. another great shirt idea. i have to stop this crap. i want every sentence on a shirt now. but yeah. now bed. oyasumi.
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

friend me on facebook and other important messages

friend me on facebook if you have one coz i have no friends. D: you know what it's like in U.T.? it's when you thought YOU could type fast and you meet people who put you to absolute shame. it's when ...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

jeeeeeeez.

it's 12.28 at night and i am trippin on craig david songs.     and playing hexic. hahahahah. the evolution of connect four and tetris. i don't understand it anymore than you do. party tomorr...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

the verve was right.

it IS a bittersweet symphony; that's life. mahn. today, i went over greyhound bus fares and became severely depressed. this is all at 9.23 in the evening, so it's rather ordinary. but i can't help mys...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:21:00 PST

do you like that?!

ahahahahah. yes. do succumb to my maniacal laughter.it's just it's late and i refuse to sleep until my boyfriend acknowledges the wonderful layout i have created. but i doubt he will and i doubt he's ...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST

it's not 9.33; it's 11.33

people have to know the difference between comas and semi-colons because in one you can be writing a run-on and in one you can be writing a completely decent combo of 2 sentences. but my myspace time ...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST

hahah nc-17 for lyrical content

wahahahah i'm sorry for some of my friends who have to check up on my page and hear this gender-biased bullshit song... you gotta admit tho...IT'S FUCKIN CATCHY.XP :sings... "w h a t  d o  i...
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

an appeal to the masses

okay, if any of you have anywhere i can get buzzfest tickets, please let me know on here. i will pay anything reasonable for em... even throw in a cookie. seriously. take the cookie. XD
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

YES YOU.

augh. i am tired! thank you. that is all....
Posted by Yes this is Clarisse on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:05:00 PST