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Newman

I was sarong. And I'm sari.

About Me

Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year

My Interests

Unscrewing two bolts from my neck and removing my cybernetic faceplate to reveal a titanium endoskeleton that was built by futuristic druids.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody dressed as Bob Hope doing fantastic Bob Hope impersonations and telling all those hilarious Bob Hope jokes about golf.

Music:

Can't seem to get enough of Roxy Music right this second.

Movies:

Just saw Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World and it actually made me laugh out loud. A lot. Which is rare.

Television:

pass

Books:

anything about trapezoids