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Sludge

About Me

Just think, while you are reading this, Asteroid AAS264553 has a 1 in 15 chance of slamming into the earth and causing an explosion equal to 50 million Hiroshima's. People within 500 miles of the impact will be vaporized. They are the lucky ones. The rest of us will face massive radiation poisoning, which will cause anything from "rapid cancer" to your skin falling off to the bone. The ones that survive that fun experience get to eat those dead cancerous carcasses to survive, while enjoying eternal nighttime skies for the next 50,000 years, and witness cockroaches and bees mutate into the dominant lifeform on earth........how can I write anything stupid about me with THAT on my mind........damn..........

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My Interests

Cheese, Cartoons, Beer, Bitches, Farts....or as it's referred to in the Sludge Scrolls: C2B2F

I'd like to meet:

Sun Tzu, Jimi Hendrix, Tony Soprano, Eva Mendes, Guglielmo Marconi, and God, but not too soon.

Music:

Local H, Suicidal Tendencies, Rancid, Guns N' Roses, Jimmy Eat World, Avenged Sevenfold, MuteMath, Pat Metheny, 311, Beer Nuts, Public Enemy, John Coltrane, Van Halen, Nine Inch Nails, Helmet, Johnny Cash, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Kottonmouth Kings, Danny Gatton, Pantera, Rise Against, Scapegoat Wax, Sevendust, Rage Against The Machine, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Ornette Coleman, Fall Out Boy, Led Zeppelin, The Fat Boys....I gotta stop somewhere.....

Movies:

300, Swingers, A Bronx Tale, Fight Club, Tribute, Shawshank Redemption, Hoosiers, Scarface, Old School, Goodfellas, Night Of The Living Dead, Gladiator, Scratch, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Resevoir Dogs, Tommy Boy, The Thing (both versions), Blazing Saddles, Pale Rider, Nude Cardiovascular Workout 3, The Goonies, Copland, Crimson Tide, The Warriors, The Aviator, Star Wars, The Shining, Jackass The Movie, Animal House, Talk Radio, The Godfather, Rudy, Pulp Fiction.

Television:

Human Weapon, Entourage, Deadliest Catch, The Sopranos, Rescue Me, Ultimate Fighter, PTI, Letterman, The Sheild, Mind Of Mencia, Seinfeld, Space Ghost, Sportscenter, The Man Show, X-Play, Attack Of The Show, MST3K, Jimmy Kimmel, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Mythbusters.

Books:

"Mind Hunter" by John Douglas, "A Goomba's Guide To Life" by Steve Schirripa, "Local DJ" by Peter C. Cavanaugh, "In The Heart Of The Sea" by Nathaniel Philbrick, "John Adams" by David McCullough, "Hit Men" by Fredric Dannen, "In Harm's Way" by Doug Stanton, "Under Pressure: The Final Voyage Of Submarine S-Five" by A.J. Hill.