What I Do Instead Of Job Hunting... |
Your Fortune Is
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a ...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST |
College Courses For Men |
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BYMonday, October 14, 2006NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Hangover Grades (And Happy Birthday to Me!) |
Should spark some recognition for a few of us? ;)*1 star hangover*No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. S...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST |
You Know Your A Female Rider When... |
You know you are a female rider if you have experienced any of this:1. You have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake.2. The only perfume you smell like is eu de exhuast.3. You have specific ridi...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST |
What MySpace Has Done To Us!! |
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable am...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol:First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST |
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop |
63 WAYS TO PISS OF A COP1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.3. When he talks to ...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST |
Boyfriend Application!! |
*Astrick marked questions are bonus points!
Name?
Age?
Location?
* What is your biggest flaw?
* What is your hangup with your mother?
* 3 of your favorite bands
Favorite sig. file or quote?
* For yo...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:51:00 PST |
I was just a biker... |
I was just a biker....
I saw you,hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me,put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you,pull your child closer...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Am I A Fireman Yet? |
Am I A Fireman Yet??In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother staredDown at her 6 year old son, who was dying ofTerminal leukaemia.Although her heart was filled with sadness,She also had a strong feel...
Posted by Broad Zilla on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST |
