coconut

HAHAHAHAHA!

"Hello all Hebrews and Shebrews!"--Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Posted by coconut on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST

Bare Back

There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding hisquarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It wasa huge grizzly bear.The hunter's shock was increased when the be...
Posted by coconut on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

Last Night's Nightmare

I was dreaming of little babies expelling their intestines out of their anus when it was changing time. They say dreams mean something. I only hope that it's not literal.
Posted by coconut on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

The sun

The sex she slipped into my coffee.
Posted by coconut on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

What Smells Like Fish Feet?

So I went to go visit my parents for dinner last night. All of a sudden my father becomes frantic and immediately gets up from the dinner table and says, "Oh my god, I've got to save him!" I looked p...
Posted by coconut on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

Beauty Tips by Audrey Hepburn

For Attractive Lips: Speak words of kindness. For Lovely Eyes: Seek out the good in people. For a Slim Figure: Share your food with the hungry. For Beautiful Hair: Let a child run his or her fingers t...
Posted by coconut on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

Big Booty Hoe

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." Anaconda and none? Buns and hun? Two words: lyrical genius.
Posted by coconut on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST

Mardi Gras

So Mardi Gras was pretty wild. Women scantily dressed wearing shirts that can easily be lifted to see the peek-a-boo duos as men rewarded these courageous (or highly intoxicated) souls for their effor...
Posted by coconut on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

I'veth Goth a Greath Sthory!

So I went to the dentist during my one hour lunch break from my job to have work done on a sensititve tooth. They had to numb the area around my tooth because they were going to have to "cem...
Posted by coconut on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST