Ian Oz

Because I am that kind of guy. Ladies and gentlemen... ..Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell: My name is Ian pronouced E-N. Im 6'3, lanky, and monotone. I think i have a foot fetish? I love food. My name is in the word asIAN. Im not built, I dont work out, and I dont like sports. I need money. I think fake boobs are garbage. I want to win the lottery. I belive Tan lines are ugly. I dont drink soda often, I prefer h2o. If I do drink soda I like rootbeer. I think beans are the worst food. I hate the words: uber, hella, hexa, hecka, thizz, and yadadadmean. I'm genuine like the singer. I give money to the homeless because they live in a box and i have a bed to lay in. Im still number 2 like the pencil. I dont care about the USA. I remember stuff, but dont remember alot. I hate Texas and the president. I think in a past life i was asian. I have bad hearing. I like the colors brown- green-black-yellow-blue. I'm not talented at anything what so ever. I have morning wood every morning. I'm lazy. Whoever I'm down with I have their back like a bra strap. Im funny and sarcastic (or atleast i try to be). I dont have that little flap of skin under the top lip. I cant draw. I dislike the name Bonnie. I think its a big hassle to shave. I think cereal is awesome for dinner. I'm contoversy. I was born in Philadelphia and now reside in San Jose, California. I want to go to Japan. I love food. I belive in ghosts. I dont trust people too easily. I think watermelon, sushi, and pizza are the best. Did I mention I need money. I like sleeping on the floor. I love the show "Wonder Showzen" I hate logos on shirts. Long hair on guys is whack, pony tails are for ponys. I love music. I wish I was a DJ. I think its gay when people wear socks with sandals and when guys wear flip-flops (it kills me) Toxic like brittany spears. I have terrible spelling on the computer. Im weird, real, down to earth, and raw like sushi. I am being pimped by a gas pump. I like going to shows. Im wasting my life away. I like to instigate. I constantly have socks on, I never take them off unless im in the shower. I hate bills. I think strip clubs are boring. I am loved. Im mean. Im not into myself or conceited.I dont brag, nor am I too competetive. Im mellow. I want more g's than gucci fabric. My AIM sn is D1sFunctionILL. I think Tila Tequila is over-rated. I love movies. I think Asian girls are the hottest...hands down. I'm sprayed with Bitch-B-Gone. Full of more bullshit than Jordan's old locker. I hate doing laundry. Im spiteful. I like dinosaurs. I go to San Jose State. I dont act tough. I'm random at times. I think Del taco is 1000 times better then Taco bell. I think Kianna Dior needs my penis...(if you dont know who that is look the name up) I dont belive in depression. I want like 1000 tattoos. I think Biggie is Better than 2pac by far, and if you are offended you can shoot me. Off the wall like a portable phone. I seem to always provide empty promises. I have cannon lips, and yes they are natural. I tend to have a negative attitude. Im broke. I hate driving. I'm in love with a stripper? I am hated. I hate big nipples (the areole part). I can be selfish. Sometimes I like doing things by myself. I like video games. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the best cartoon..nuff said. My style is retro-metro park with skater hip-hopper. I hate being late. I get cancor sores easly. I once thoght I had testicular cancer.I have an addiction for collecting shoes (or atleast I used to). I'm adopted...no I'm not. I hate when i always have to make all the descions. So many tears shed over me dont make a scene make an ark....(not true i just like that line) I wish i became famous and my life was filled with hundred dollar bills and wild orgies. Nacho cheese doritos are way better than cool ranch. I have no idea what i wanna be when i grow up. I hate beer, i only like hard liqour. I cant dance. I dont belive in relationships. Ive been told that i smell good. I dont have much patience with emotional people. My favorite day is friday.My car is a piece of shit. I procrastinate too much. I hate shaving, its a hassle. PS3 is better than XBOX 360. I always want what i cant have, and then when i get it i dont really care about it anymore. Ciabatta bread is the best bread. Much props to everyone who took the time to read this. I hate my job, but hey it pays the bills. I HATE retail and annoying customers. Im not one to get into fights. Im known for my myspace. Im in my early 20's with still alot to learn, but been through a whole lot. Im in debt but its not too bad. My goal is to move to San Francisco or LA one day. I want to have my own clothing line. I hate text messaging but do it anyways just because. My money flow is slower than an old lady....no wait, its slower than the second coming of christ. I have too many issues and im not trying to suscribe to anymore. What do you know about "what do you know about?" People say I look like a serial killer (for whatever reason I have no idea) I say the name mario like MAARIO not MARRIO. I can kick your ass at minature golf.... I think. I belive America is as corrupt as it is online. I never watch the news. I need to loose weight.I hate your boyfriend. People always think I'm on drugs, when in reality I am not. I dont like when people compare me to my myspace or say "you dont act like you portray yourself on myspace", people..its just a myspace. I am not a player, or a rapper...I dont even know how to wrap gifts that well. I dont believe in hell, I just live in it. Cant drive like chinese -- More to come like a gang-bang -- Im out like Check Please! MyGen Profile Generator